posted by Seanthehedgehog
Benny dropped his wife off at their new house.
Benny: I'm going to get lebih cigarettes. anda better have that house cleaned up oleh the time I get back. *Drives away*
Melanie: I cinta anda too.
Benny: *Looks at his gas gauge* I better fill up my car while I'm at it. I only got a quarter of a tank.
Tom, and his friends had five cars at their station so far. Komano, and Edward each had two, while Tom only had one. He was just getting her up to twenty, when Benny pulled up behind her.
Tom: Okay. *Takes the nozzle out of her car's gas tank* You're set to go. May I grab a-
Benny: *Honks his horn*
Tom: Don't do that, I'll be right there!!
Benny: *Leans on the horn for ten seconds*
Komano: *Runs over to Benny* What are anda honking your horn for?
Benny: *Gives Komano a credit car* Fill it premium.
Komano: Yes sir, but what was all that about?
Benny: Your buddy made me wait.
Komano: anda just got here, and he would have gotten to anda in five seconds.
Tom: *Arrives* I was just grabbing a receipt for that mare.
Benny: Hurry up with that card. I need to buy some cigarettes.
Komano: *Swipes the card* Here. *Gives it back to Benny*
Benny: About time. *Walks away*
Komano: *Fills up Benny's audi with premium*
Tom: Why is it always the Audi's that cause trouble?
Komano: It's a good thing we barely get any of those.
As Benny walked into the store, fred Greenley arrived.
Fred: *Gets out of his police car* Time to get a hot dog.
Benny: Give me two packs of cigarettes over there.
Cashier: Sure. What brand?
Benny: Any brand.
Cashier: *Grabs two packs of Marlboro*
Fred: *Arrives with a hot dog, and a Mountain Dew* Hey, how have anda been?
Cashier: Fine. Just helping this stallion get some cigarettes. $9.50
Benny: *Gives the cashier his credit card*
Fred: anda new here?
Benny: Yes. I don't know why I allowed my wife to drag me into this lame city. What's it called again?
Benny: What a dumb name. Forget about the receipt. *Grabs his cigarettes, and walks away*
Fred: What's his problem?
Cashier: *Points to the head with one of her hooves*
Back outside, Benny was walking towards his car, and already started smoking one of his cigarettes.
Komano: Excuse me.
Benny: *Stops walking, and turns around* What?
Komano: anda can't smoke on the fuel court.
Benny: Why not?
Komano: It's a gas station. anda know, that flammable liquid.
Benny: Alright, I'll play along. *Walks towards the curb*
Komano: Great, he's gonna hold up traffic.
Stallion 53: *Passes the Audi, and stops in front of him*
Tom: *Walks over to him*
Stallion 53: What's with that black car back there?
Tom: Just your typical audi driver.
Benny: *Smoking his cigarette, then throws it onto the concrete*
The wind blew it out within a few seconds, and moved it oleh only two inches.
2 B Continued