Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, atau trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* hey Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: anda gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: hey wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will anda stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Wilson: Well...
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah anda do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. anda have caused me to be late oleh going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* anda idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is akting like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had lebih tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. lebih tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Nikki: Right.
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are anda assholes doing?
Orion: Arguing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some acak bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do anda think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: anda just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: anda mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with anda trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, atau trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* hey Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: anda gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: hey wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will anda stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Wilson: Well...
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah anda do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. anda have caused me to be late oleh going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* anda idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is akting like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had lebih tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. lebih tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Nikki: Right.
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are anda assholes doing?
Orion: Arguing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some acak bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do anda think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: anda just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: anda mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with anda trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
2 B Continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The selanjutnya hari Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. anda have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. anda know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The selanjutnya hari Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. anda have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. anda know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her lebih like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for lebih of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her lebih like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for lebih of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorit character Twilight and AppleJack, oleh using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer membaca Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if anda really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorit character Twilight and AppleJack, oleh using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer membaca Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if anda really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. anda need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew anda your whole life.
Saten: anda mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew anda your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, anda always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) anda were drunk.
Saten: If it makes anda feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if anda say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. anda need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew anda your whole life.
Saten: anda mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew anda your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, anda always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) anda were drunk.
Saten: If it makes anda feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if anda say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..