Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*
Finally, I had the only room to myself where a kuda jantan muda, colt of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.
Ralphie: *Writes down B*
E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the selanjutnya letter was U.
Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*
Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.
Ralphie: *Continues menulis letters*
Mother: Will anda come out of there Ralphie?
Ralphie: Alright ma, I'll be right out!!
It was close. The fate of the planet depended on me solving this message.
Randy: *Knocking on door*
Mother: Ralphie! Randy has got to go!!
Ralphie: I'LL BE RIGHT OUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
The end was almost near. Yes, yes, yes.
Ralphie: *Finishes writing, and looks at secret message* Be sure to drink your ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch! *Leaves bathroom*
I went out again to face Equestria, wiser.
Ralphie: *Looks at red cabbage in pot, and sits down at meja to drink milk* Red cabbage again?
Mother: I dunno, it's for tomorrow night. anda cinta red cabbage Ralph. *Hears Dad fighting the furnace*
Dad: anda filthy sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly bajan, wajan buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer!
Mother: *Grabs watering can, and goes to living room*
Dad: anda bladder puss nut grafter! Dorton hoper...
What happened selanjutnya was a family controversy for years.
Dad: anda wart mundane noodle! anda shotten shifter paskabah! anda snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker! *Hears glass breaking, and runs out of the furnace* What was that? What happened?!
Ralphie: *Shrugs*
Dad: *Runs into living room* What happened? What broke?
Mother: *Kneeling on floor, looking at the lamp which just broke* I don't know what happened, I was watering my plants, and I.... Broke your lamp.
Dad: *Looks around the living room for a few seconds, and then kneels in front of mother, and grabs the lamp* Don't anda touch that! anda were always jealous of this lamp.
Mother: Jealous of a plastic...
Dad: Jealous! Jealous because I WON.
Mother: That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is... the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!
Now it was out.
Dad: *Very angry* get the glue.
Mother: We're out of glue*
Dad: GREH!! *Squeezes lamp* YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE, ON PURPOSE!!!
The old stallion stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was...
Dad: Naddafinga!
Later that night, dad tried putting the lamp back together. He heard the whistle, and chuffing of a steam locomotive, but ignored it. The lamp was lebih important than a train crossing our jalan, street half a mile down the road.
When my father finished, the lamp fell apart again.
Dad: *Looking at lamp*
Mother: *Covering her mouth while laughing*
Dad: *Looks at mother*
Mother: *Stops laughing*
With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old stallion gathered up the sad remains of his shattered major award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it selanjutnya to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played, gently.
2 B Continued
Finally, I had the only room to myself where a kuda jantan muda, colt of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.
Ralphie: *Writes down B*
E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the selanjutnya letter was U.
Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*
Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.
Ralphie: *Continues menulis letters*
Mother: Will anda come out of there Ralphie?
Ralphie: Alright ma, I'll be right out!!
It was close. The fate of the planet depended on me solving this message.
Randy: *Knocking on door*
Mother: Ralphie! Randy has got to go!!
Ralphie: I'LL BE RIGHT OUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
The end was almost near. Yes, yes, yes.
Ralphie: *Finishes writing, and looks at secret message* Be sure to drink your ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch! *Leaves bathroom*
I went out again to face Equestria, wiser.
Ralphie: *Looks at red cabbage in pot, and sits down at meja to drink milk* Red cabbage again?
Mother: I dunno, it's for tomorrow night. anda cinta red cabbage Ralph. *Hears Dad fighting the furnace*
Dad: anda filthy sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly bajan, wajan buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer!
Mother: *Grabs watering can, and goes to living room*
Dad: anda bladder puss nut grafter! Dorton hoper...
What happened selanjutnya was a family controversy for years.
Dad: anda wart mundane noodle! anda shotten shifter paskabah! anda snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker! *Hears glass breaking, and runs out of the furnace* What was that? What happened?!
Ralphie: *Shrugs*
Dad: *Runs into living room* What happened? What broke?
Mother: *Kneeling on floor, looking at the lamp which just broke* I don't know what happened, I was watering my plants, and I.... Broke your lamp.
Dad: *Looks around the living room for a few seconds, and then kneels in front of mother, and grabs the lamp* Don't anda touch that! anda were always jealous of this lamp.
Mother: Jealous of a plastic...
Dad: Jealous! Jealous because I WON.
Mother: That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is... the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!
Now it was out.
Dad: *Very angry* get the glue.
Mother: We're out of glue*
Dad: GREH!! *Squeezes lamp* YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE, ON PURPOSE!!!
The old stallion stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was...
Dad: Naddafinga!
Later that night, dad tried putting the lamp back together. He heard the whistle, and chuffing of a steam locomotive, but ignored it. The lamp was lebih important than a train crossing our jalan, street half a mile down the road.
When my father finished, the lamp fell apart again.
Dad: *Looking at lamp*
Mother: *Covering her mouth while laughing*
Dad: *Looks at mother*
Mother: *Stops laughing*
With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old stallion gathered up the sad remains of his shattered major award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it selanjutnya to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played, gently.
2 B Continued
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, atau I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: anda know.. Maybe anda and I could be the selanjutnya to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, atau I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: anda know.. Maybe anda and I could be the selanjutnya to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..