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That night, the Flim Flam brothers waited to sneak onto Braeburn's orchard. Everyone in the house was asleep.

Flim: anda four wait here. If anda hear shouting, run without me.
Dexter: We got it.
Flim: *Walks into house* *Quietly tiptoes upstairs*
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Applebloom: *Sleeping selanjutnya to Applejack*
Flim: *Levitates Applebloom with magic*
Applebloom: *Slowly opening eyes*
Flim: *humming lullaby*
Applebloom: *Closes eyes*
Flim: *Carrying Applebloom*
Applebloom: *Sleeping*
Flim: *Walking downstairs*
Applejack: Applebloom! Where are you?!
Flim: *Running out house carrying Applebloom*
Dexter: Good,...

ST: I'm so sorry for never paying attention to you.
BB: Don't be. I remember the first time I saw you.
ST: anda do?
BB: Yeah, in 3rd grade.
ST: *laughs*
BB: anda walked into the room, on a Friday afternoon. That's when I saw anda for the first time, and I was paralyzed. I had a million things to say, but none of them came out that day, 'cause I was never one of those guys, that always had the best lies.

Snow Flake trotted to Silver Tune and did not notice Blue Beat.

SF: Silver Tune?! Where were you?! C'mon! You're missing all the fun! *dances away with Sprint Lightspeed*

Silver Tune looked at Blue...

Shredder and his friends were all sitting at a table. "Ah hah! I almost forgot!" Coffee Creme began. Nikki and Shredder were biting their teeth. They looked at each other and their eyes obviously said, "Please don't remember!". "You 2 have to do something quiet for an amount of time at my house. Nikki and Shredder both hit their hooves on their head. "Ahem, we aren't scared." Shredder said. "Yeah, we can do that!" Nikki said. Coffee Creme laughed. Silver Tune was sitting selanjutnya to Black Rose on a table. "So, what about that stallion, have any luck with him?" Silver Tune berkata as she smiled. "No...

selanjutnya morning marked a very important hari for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.

This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.

Sergi: Ok, we're up against pelangi Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
Rainbow Dash:...

pelangi Dash was talking about Twilight Sparkle.

Sergi: What's so bad about her?
Rainbow Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. anda have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.

Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.

Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes pelangi Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking...

Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.

Sergi: Are anda sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the selanjutnya train get here?
station manager: The selanjutnya train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the selanjutnya train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: anda can get a perahu to Ponyville if anda hurry. It's oleh Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.

And so, Sergi, and...

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven oleh two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays bintang on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian...

Natalia - Long time dont see
Dan - y-yea long time hehe
Natalia - -_-
Dan - OH COMON DONT SAY WE GONNA TALK ABO- *hear expolion* ok anda know better get out from solar empire...
In GEA Hedquater number 5 (In Ponyville)
Natalia - WHY anda DO THIS
Dan - OH COMON NO MY FAULT YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS KILLED ON WAR I WAS ON "NO" ABOUT WAR!
Natalia - BUT anda FATHER DO THIS WAR!
Dan - FUCK MY FATHER HE IS DUPASS *punch wall* Im sorry about my father BUT HE IS JUST A FUCKIN STUPID IDIOT!
Natalia - why anda talking about anda father t-
Dan - BECAUSE HE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHINK... no like our family... *open family book*...