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posted by mariofan14
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.

Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
warna galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.

Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, atau harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.

Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we gabung them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do anda have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by flippy_fan210
If anda don't like/know creepypasta, anda won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of bir and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben berkata as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

And how the moon can pindah the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything anda need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times get harder
We can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And anda don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything anda want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's lebih like...
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the kutipan I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see anda smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO cinta ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's awan home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had diberikan her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began membaca into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. pelangi had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her meja tulis, meja when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....
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(a stallion is seen running away in panic).
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. All I did was ask him to look at my opening. (refers to a cut on her arm).
AppleBloom: Well. It's possible he might of misunderstood you.
Scootaloo: I guess..
Sweetie Belle: I like pie!. Let's go get some pie.
Scootaloo: I... Fine, let's go.

(the crusaders are seen all eating a piece of pie).
Sweetie Belle: Oh. This was a good day.
Scootaloo: Sure. Rather then the part were anda ruined your sisters chances of using Fluttershy's skin for a dress oleh firing Fluttershy up with blow torch because anda thought anda saw a fly land over...
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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done oleh Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..


CHEERLIEE'S GARDEN:
Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. anda should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good film (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bob Newhart
Bob Newhart
Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your hari been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with anda three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
filly twilight: hey where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, anda may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Derpy: hey cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. anda robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, anda can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe anda can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. anda were pathetic.. I made anda tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But anda ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of anda earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: anda know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes anda say that?
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine pony is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't pindah a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...
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#1: ROCKET TO INSANITY (long verison):
Dash is traumatized oleh these constant dreams of Pinkie killing her in the events of Cupcakes.
But her refusal to talk about causes her to lose control of what's real and what's fake.
One hari Pinkie offers her cupcakes, unaware of the horrifying dreams, and Dash. Believing this to be another nightmare murders Pinkie.
The level of remorse and trama causes the remainder of Dash's sanity to fall and she soon turns into a full out killer.
Kills most of the main six.
And it could of been prevented if she opened up a bit more.
Sad..


#2: TOO LATE:
Dash fails to save...
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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-
Saten Twist: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!
Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did anda get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*
Saten Twist: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to pindah from fillydelphia.


Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten Twist: hey Derp. Quite...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until anda all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. anda opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until anda all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are anda okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! anda survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are anda okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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BS, CS, Azura, Nikki, Brawny, Score, and Pixel followed Stormy all the way To this little blue house. And Azura was curious about that house.
Stormy: Remember guys, his name is TwirlWhirl
Azura: Wow, that house is build up with a really ancient kind of wood...hmmmmm..AHA! It's called "Shilful" a kind of wood that Ponies of the tahun 1855 used to use. *smiles*
Nikki: Wow Azura, Your really smart. And where did anda learn that?
Azura: Well Nikki, everything I see, read, watch, and touch stays permanently in my mind. Ahh, I remember that delicious sup I ate when I was 1 tahun old, it was. Red soup,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing oleh his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a pony driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*

Gran Turismo...
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