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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hey everypony. Great to see anda again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never berkata we weren't going to do jokes....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora trotted down to the river bank, trying to find shiny pebbles and little shiny bits that he could use to decorate hats. As he shuffled along the muddy shore, he noticed a shape lying not far off, muddy and slumped on the river side. He warily trotted over, and noticed it was a mare. He blinked, unsure of what to think. Was it… dead? He prodded the mare’s side with his hoof. She gave a slight twitch and started coughing violently. He jumped back, startled. The mare tried to drag herself into a sitting position, but suffered another bout of coughing and slumped to the ground. She...
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Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at applejack when she tricked the western pony into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh anda know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the jalan, street intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I berkata about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're anda thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with lebih episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did anda really think anda could get away with watching this tampil without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created oleh pelangi Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Playing electric gitar while flying* I suppose...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a pisau like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock dinding behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your hari to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by J666
Our story begins with the birth of a young kuda jantan muda, colt in Cloudsdale. Carameldip paced outside the hospital room awaiting the news. There was a scream of effort and the crying of an infant, than the nurse walked out of the room and looked at Carameldip, who bit his lip in worry. The nurse raised her head and smiled “it’s a boy. Would anda like to see it?” Carameldip nodded and stepped into the room, inside he saw his wife Chocolatecrunch holding a sleeping green kuda jantan muda, colt in her arms. karamel sat oleh his wife and she asked “what should we call it?” and he responded with “I don’t know… well...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Applejack: Howdah. Mah frehnds lehft mah her tah faht. An ah dih. Thahs ihs thah storeh abouht thaht. Enjoh. (Applejack: H speak, Twilight Sparkle: synonyms, Pinkie Pie: GAYS HALP speak, Fluttershy: um after each word, pelangi Dash: text speak and Rarity: darling after each sentence)
Rainbow Dash: cum on applejack u nid 2 go 2 applusa with braburn
Applejack: Nah. Ah dohn't wahnt tah.
Twilight Sparkle: Yet anda possess challenge move!
Applejack: Nah!
Rainbow Dash: omg applejak u suk
Applejack: Mahby ah douh neuhd tah mouhv tah Applelousa!
Fluttershy: um if um thats um ok um
Rarity: Oh, anda must go,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, pelangi and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed oleh now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give anda a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. anda don't silly, anda don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as anda don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)

Well that's all I got..
Let me take a moment to thank those who stood oleh my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case anda haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..

YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).

Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
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 Model trains
Model trains
This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...
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This story takes place many years ago..

Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the menyeberang, salib eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do anda ask?
Saten: Told you, anda were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. anda look unique. Just like anda yourself.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before we start this episode, I have a message for you.

As anda all know, it has been at least one bulan since Karina_Brony deleted her account. I talked to her about it, and asked if she would return, and she berkata no. Because of this, it brings me great displeasure to say that I will not be allowed to use her character anymore. This is the last episode she will appear in. With that said, it's time to begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From...
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, anda have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. anda could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my detik artikel here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that anda look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an artikel of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.

I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told anda stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy oleh the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.

CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That anda so my lovely cousin a little repect....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cop that got attacked oleh Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness anda have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who berkata we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea anda were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did anda see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Male Pony: Thank anda so much for reuniting me with my love. And it only took three days
Satan Tist: Well, three days for you. anda see, anda just sat here waiting while me and Master had to find the guy who mencuri your ring, but your cold caused him to run off which made us have to find him three days later, which had us go and try to get through puzzles to get the ring and- Oh god I have a headache now
Male Pony: Still, I am glad anda both brought us together. As a reward, I give anda two the Couples Necklace
Master Sword: Cool. So, Satan Twist, what does it do
Satan Twist: (Wears necklace... nothing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing oleh them. The car towing this trailer was driven oleh Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where anda headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
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posted by windwakerguy430
pony 1: (Yells)
Pony 2: (Yells)
Satan Twist: Any idea what's going on
Master Sword: Not really
Pony 1: Were arguing about who is better. I keep saying it's Freddie
Pony 2: And I keep saying its Michael
Satan Twist: Are anda saying who is a better movie slasher, because I'm going with Freddie
Pony 1: No, where talking about Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson
Satan Twist: ............ That's it
Pony 2: Yep. Now, if you'll excuse us (Yells again)
Master Sword: Wait, guys, we all have opinions, and we should all respect them. We all just can't have the same opinion. Like ice cream. Some people want Vanilla,...
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