LUNCH: (Zack sits at the track team meja hoping the will let him on the team)
Cody(track team leader):hers what anda got to do dump your sandwich on that girls head*pointing to bintang Zack's sister Star
Zack: no way man
Cody: anda want to be on the team
Zack: well um ya but..
Cody: but nothing if anda do this anda will be on the team!! NOW GO
Zack goes to where bintang sits
Star: hey Zack what's u-
Zack: sorry bintang *dumps the sandwich on her
mane every pony laughs at bintang saying ha ha bintang has sandwich har ! bintang runs out the door in to the bathroom crying
Zack:(in front of the bathroom door) bintang I'm sorry...

(Sorry it took so long!)
Chapter Two: A Princess No More

You must be wondering...How did I get free? Being a princess isn't exactly something anda can just stop doing; it's not a career anda can quit when anda don't want to continue with it. I had to take lebih drastic measures...
...but the dreams never ended. Now, in my dreams, the shapes grew clearer. Three large shapes in particular caught my eye, but I hardly had time to dwell on them. My mother was drilling me harder than ever!
Golden Shine: Silversheen, I am fed up with your daydreams! You're a princess! anda must focus on your tasks!
That's...

At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.

Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* hey Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't anda know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. anda never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* anda can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. You...

Hello, everypony! Today I will be tampilkan anda how to draw your OC! You'll have to sketch lightly at first so anda can draw the mane and tail. ^_^ Here are the daftar of supplies anda will need:

1. Pencil
2. Any piece of paper
3. A binder atau notebook to set your piece of paper

Here we go.

First: Ear Start out oleh drawing the ear.It's like a half cut leaf. Draw it in the middle of the paper.

Second: Face Draw the face. It's a bit hard. anda curve oleh drawing a circle, then anda make a stop. anda draw a small line and then anda curve again. anda curve until it reaches the end of the ear. (See picture below with...

After blowing up the engine Con Mane got on the train. The rest of the train was unharmed.

Engineer: Con Mane is on the train!
0006: Where is Senia?
Senia: Right here.
Mexican Col: I thought I told anda to kill Charleen!
Senia: I would have if that spy didn't get on here.
Con: Freeze!
Mexican Col: Senia. Go with 0006!
0006: I will, but first let me ask Con something.
Con: What's that?
0006: I was just wondering if anda still try to complete your missions.
Senia: Without killing ponies? I don't know...
Charleen: Let me go!
Con: Let her go
0006: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. What would anda rather do. Complete...

I know this should be for some other club, but I'd like to... well... "Educate" people on proper usage of words, phrases, and grammar in general.

So please, allow me to present:
LESSONS ON GRAMMAR
by btflash

I'm on kind of a short mind-set at the moment, so these "lessons" will definitely grow in number as time goes on and I add lessons.

PLEASE NOTE: These lessons are set in the order in which that I think of them and add them. If anda would like a lesson to be added, please post what the topic of berkata lesson would be in the komentar below atau Private Message me. I will gladly add the lesson if...

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see anda again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did anda start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

Dr. Silver made it to her gunung berapi lair, but she did not notice Con was on puncak, atas of her car.

Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Itic: *Follows*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to puncak, atas of volcano*
Itic: *teleports...

My last class of the hari was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet oleh William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion....

Arthur Note: There's a reference to the Simpsons in this chapter. But I'll leave it for anda readers to figure out what part it is.
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Prime Spike finished sending a letter to princess Celestia.

"I still doubt that she'll believe us.. I mean, I'm wait here and I don't believe it"

"Well. It dosen't hurt.. Besides we still had to tell we're coming. Not polite to tampil up unannounced" prime Pinkie relied.

"Hey, hot ones.. Wazzzzzzup!" Dragonowitiz announced suddenly revealing himself.

"Oh god, it's him again" prime Pinkie...

In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do anda all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Luna: BUT I SUCK IN TENNIS!
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* anda can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...

Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: anda got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: anda still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another pony in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I...

Song: link

Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe pony 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* hey fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like anda promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
Greg: Good to hear....

4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...

Blue Fedora slowly followed Dragon Spout as she trotted up to the Museum of Canterlot. She entered the building, and gazed around. “Hmm… let’s try the third floor.” She said, pointing with her hoof to a room on a spiraling staircase. Blue Fedora sat down, his legs starting to ache even lebih at the thought of the treacherous climb that lay ahead of him. “Can we rest up a bit?” he asked her. “No! Every detik we’re wasting, the naga are one detik closer to migrating! I can’t miss it!” she said, charging up the stairs. He sighed and slowly followed. They were in a museum...

Uh...

Remember my MLP shipping artikel from when I first joined?

You know, this little thing that makes me CRINGE OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH? link

Well, can I please redo that...?

While the point of the artikel is still valid, like the Celestia and Applebloom thing, I have gotten a lot smarter since I was on here in that year.

And yes, I do still ship Dislestia. Why? Because it makes SENSE.

But anyway! What I'm getting out of here is if anda like crackshipping fine. I won't hate anda for shipping something that different from mine, that's just stupid. I just don't like seeing these shippings being taken...

So this surprising story begins after Blazin' had been dating Princess Luna (after finally overcoming his shyness) for nine months. Little did Blazin' know that Luna had a little surprise for him which was sleeping under a berwarna merah muda, merah muda blanket in her bedroom! Yep, it was her filly, and Blue has no idea he is the father of-Princess Nightshade!

Blazin': *hears the phone ring* Hello...

Luna: Hi, sweetie! Those nine months of dating really benefitted the both of us, didn't it?

Blazin': Yeah, and I'm no longer nervous around you. Even Rarity berkata we look cute together.

Luna: *blushes* Oh, well....She's right....

In order from my favorit to least favorite:

1.) pelangi Dash- She is just... well she is just awesome. I like her personality and I think oleh watching her be all loud and such, I have been lebih confident and less shy than I used to be. Plus she can fly which is just like the coolest thing ever. Her mane is pretty cool too. I mean its a rainbow. What could be better than a pelangi mane.

2.) Pinkie Pie- I do find her to be annoying somtimes thats why she isnt number one, but the 25th episode in season 1 I think really shows her personality. I think it also may have something to do with her childhood...

Hello, my name is bluethunder25. But outside the internet, I go oleh the name of Ira Dwight Sutton Jr. I guess I should start oleh going over my history with My Little Pony, starting from my childhood.

Truthfully, like a lot of boys--hell, ANY BOY, in my childhood, I never really heard atau was into My Little Pony. I had seen commercials (though none I can really remember), but aside from that, that was it. I was busy indulging in Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, though I did remember the theme song.

Going into my preteen and teen years, it was virtually the same thing. I think I saw a few commercials...

Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they lost us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell anda about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the berwarna merah muda, merah muda German anda mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five lebih police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our friends brought lebih guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about...