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Victor was now driving a powerful perahu motor cepat, perahu motor down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad anda took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken oleh everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-
JJ: VICTOR!!! LOOK OUT FOR THE DOCK!!!!!!

The perahu crashed, and went airborne hitting a tree. In no time, the two stallions found themselves in an ambulance.

JJ: I tried to warn you.
Victor: anda should have let me finish my sentence sooner. *Listening to the sirens* Hey.. Wait a sec.. Doc, how fast are we going in this thing?
Doctor: I'd say about 90 miles an hour.
Victor: And everypony has to stay out of your way when those lights are flashing.
Doctor: That's correct.
Victor: JJ, I think I found the answer to all of our troubles!

Meanwhile in Japan.

Japanese Stallion: Konnichiwa. We are coming to anda rive from our studio, where we have a new Comda created with the assistance of one of Equestria's princesses, Twiright Sparkre. So Twiright, terr us about your new vehicre.
Twilight: I can't understand a word you're saying. Therefore, I'm stealing my own car, and heading back to Equestria to take part in the Cannonball Run. *Gets into her car, and drives away*
 Twilight's Comda Urban EV Concept
Twilight's Comda Urban EV Concept

Japanese Stallion: *Scratches his head in a puzzled manner* What have I done to dishonor her?

Back in Neigh Jersey, two stallions were waiting for a friend in Newark Liberty Airport.

Chip Ganassi: So, I got everything all set up for you. The motorcycle's a nice Kawasaki, anda can easily weave through traffic, and anda got modified tires for extra traction.
Sterling Marlin: What if I'm on dirt?
Chip Ganassi: Then buy studs, but anda should be fine. If anda do stray off course, I got anda a co-pilot. Here he is, Jimmy Spencer!
Jimmy: *Walks over to the two ponies* hey guys, ready to make ourselves famous again?
Chip: Yeah, but Jimmy, anda looked like anda gained some weight over the years. What did anda gain? 50 pounds?
Jimmy: Very funny, I actually lost a few pounds, and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Sterling Marlin, good to see anda again.
Sterling: Hello Jimmy.
Jimmy: Ready to race some cars, and win a race?
Sterling: We're actually racing on a motorcycle.
Jimmy: A motorcycle?! I thought we'd be racing together like we did in Nascar!

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Speaking of Nascar, two redneck stallions were driving a Chevronet Camareo they bought from Richard Petty.


Mick: *Driving the car* Hey, we're makin' good time here buddy. We just gotta get on 95, leave ol' Virginia behind, and we're only four hours away to the start of our race.
Doug: We sure did come a long way from our halaman awal in North Carolina.

They got on Interstate 95, and we're now making their way through Richmond Virginia.

Doug: Hey, uh...why do they call this here highway, 95?
Mick: Cuz that's how fast we're gonna go! *Shifts into 2nd gear, and floors it*
Doug: Then why does that sign there say the speed limit's 65?
Mick: Who cares pardner? I'm gettin' us into Connect a cut so we can make the start of our race in time.

But soon, they passed a police car, and the officer in his Dodge Alicorn began pursuit.

Doug: *Hears the siren, and looks back* Uh oh, I do believe we gained the attention of the law.
Mick: We ain't gettin' pulled over oleh that boy. We're makin' a run for it.
Police Pony: Richmond unit 16, I got a race car on Interstate 95 with inappropriate modifications. Suspect's also breaking the speed limit.
Mick: We gotta get off this here interstate.
Doug: And where do anda propose we lose the police?
Mick: With good ol' fashioned precision, and stealth. *Turns off the interstate*
Doug: He's still followin' us!
Mick: Not for long! *Turns left behind a house*
Doug: MICK!!!

The car landed in a pool, but the cop drove past without noticing where the rednecks went.

2 B Continued
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"La dee la dee da!" Pinkie Pie sang as she bounced her happy way through Ponyville one morning.She was so happy to find out what she had in store to do today.She imagined the fun she was going to have with everything she had planned.But,wait a minute,she thought.I DON'T have anything planned today!Pinkie Pie stopped bouncing.To her,this was nothing to be happy about.
Oh!This is terrible!she thought to herself.How could I not have anything planned to do today?I didn't plan a playdate,a party,or anything!Pinkie Pie started to panic when suddenly she looked over and saw Fluttershy in the distance,helping...
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Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible atau baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a pony that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.

I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little pony atau Hasbro has come up with, to me.

I expected lebih in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third favorit pony out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode oleh making Flutterbitch return again.

In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
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Applejack

Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As applejack tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. applejack says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught oleh pelangi Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized oleh her emas kalung with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.

 Honesty
Honesty


Fluttershy

Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
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Later, Trixie puts on her tampil as planned, but her delivery is flat and unenthusiastic as a result of her falling out with Starlight; regardless, she intends to go through with the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive. On a nearby hill, Twilight and Saten (who's serprisingly serious this episode) approach the heartbroken Starlight and Twilight apologizes for trying to pick and choose her friends for her.

Saten: What about me?

Twilight: You?.. Oh right.. Sorry for not listening to you.

Starlight: But... what if Trixie really was using me just to one-up you?

Saten: People change. Look at my mom.

Twilight:...
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