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Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, anda may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise man!

Sword: anda know what. I'm killing him. You're driving me. Let's go.

Saten: Dri... Driving anda where?

Sword; To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.

Saten: Really? Up to the North Pole? How do anda expect me to get there?

Sword: We drive

Saten: I'm not driving anda to north pole.

Voice: Bar closing

Saten: ... Okay I'll drve you.

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FAKE NORTH POLE:

Sword: This is it huh?

Saten: Yep. This is it.

Teen: Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls? Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?!

Sword: ... Saten. Does the North Pole usually having teenagers.

Saten: Yeah, sure.

Sword: Hmm... Let me ask something else.. (pins him on dinding pointing the gun) anda THINK I'M AN IDIOT!?

Saten: I..

Sword: anda can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, dude! There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit! Nobody vomits at the North Pole! Except for Santa's wife because she has an eating disorder!

Saten: What?

Sword: Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!

Saten: Okay Sword, there's something I should probably tell you.

Sword: Fine (lowers gun)

Saten: I hate to tell anda this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought anda berkata Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me SpongeBob? Is he not real? Huh? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? atau what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, anda fool!

Saten: Guess we'll have to do this the hard way then.

Sword: anda know, anda know why nothing works out for you, Twist!? Because you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.

Saten: Oh, that's not fair Master. I don't think I have a negative attitude. I just don't think it's a good idea for us to embark on a potentially dangerous journey whe...

Sword: I still have a loaded gun.. Now drive me to the real North Pole.

Saten: What do I get out of this?

Sword: Help me and ... I'll take anda and Trixie with me to Los Pegasus.

Sword: I'll even pay for the greatest buffets.

Saten: Fine..

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(They drive to Canada but the car breaks down).

Saten: Well that's just great.

Canadian: hey there fokes.

Sword: Well this is convienent

Canadian: Oh, hey there. You're having some car troubles, eh?

Saten: Yeah, we're trying to get to the North Pole. I don't suppose you're from Triple A, are you?

Canadian: Who?

Saten: Triple A, anda know? A-A-A.

Canadian: Oh, AA, eh? Oh, I just came from AA.

Saten: No, not AA! AAA!

Canadian: Yeah, that's what I said. AA, eh?

Saten:: Oh, so anda are with Triple A.

Canadian: Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?

Sword: Saten I think he's just a drunk.

Saten: Hold on Master, I'm handling this.

Canadian: Well, I can probably take anda to a gas station, eh? anda have cash, eh?

Saten: Well, I dunno, my name carries a little weight, but I don't see how that matters here.

Sword: Look, we don't have enough cash to fix the car and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.

Canadian: Oh, a car won't take ya there anyway. But if ya like, anda can take my snowmobile.

Saten: ... Really?

Canadian: Oh, sure. That's what Canadian hospitality's all aboot. If ya like, anda can have all my money and my leg.

Sword: ... Okay.

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(skip to the two on the snowmoblie, Sword holding the leg)

Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.

Saten: That pun was bad and anda should feel bad.

Sword (annoyed): Fuck off

Saten: I would, but then you'd be all alone.

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(They arrive)

Sword: There it is, Santa's factory

Saten: ...

Saten: I don't believe it.

They knock and sure enough Santa appears. However Santa is a sick and elderly looking, dying man.

Saten: Santa!?

Santa: Who are you?

Sword: I'm Master Sword (pulls out the handgun) AND I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!

Santa: ... Oh thank god. *kneels in front of them* Please do it.

Sword: What?

Santa: (puts gun in mouth) Do it!

Sword: You.. Want me two?

Santa: Put me out of my misery!

Sword: Whoa man, there's no sport in that.

Santa: *starts coughing, Saten helps him up*

Saten: I... I don't understand. I thought anda were supposed to be jolly and happy.

Santa (shows the factory to be dark gloomy place, and the elfs ll deformed and grey skinned, and the Raindeers all rabid wild animals): I used to be, a long time ago. I made toys for little boys and girls. I loved my work, and they loved me. But it just got out of hand. The world's population kept growing and growing. Kids wanted lebih toys, fancier toys! We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls. anda ever try to make an iPod?! I've got orders for millions of 'em!

Saten: ... (crosses iPod off his list).

Santa: Look at those poor elves.. they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters. At least 60% of them are born blind. The workload destroys them, but they don't know anything else. It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end, they just walk out into the snow and die. Then the reindeer eat them, which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures with a blood-lust for elf flesh. I don't even pray for them anymore. Seems pointless. What God would allow this?

Sword (actually frightened, which for him is saying a lot): This is none of the songs atau specials!

Saten: How could anda let this happen?!

Santa: Me!? I didn't do this! natal DID THIS!!

(All the elves stand up angrily).

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SONG:

Santa: Each bel, bell would peal with a silvery zeal, as the holiday feeling was filling us. But now instead all we're feeling is dread, because natal time is killing us!

Elves (all together): Each natal daftar gets us lebih and lebih pissed, till the thought of existence is chilling us!

Santa: I'll tell anda what, shove your daftar up your butt! Because natal time is killing us!

Saten (singing): But can't anda see, that what anda do is a dream come true? Can't anda see that, every smile makes it all worthwhile?

Santa: No, screw, you! It's all but through, there's too much to do! All those dreams are nightmares, (zoom in Elf) AND BLANK ICY STARES!

Santa: Each little elf used to fill up a shelf, making playthings and selflessly thrilling us! Now they're on crack, and it feels like lraq, because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves (together): Each model train only heightens the pain of a workload that's draining and drilling us!

Santa: Fingers all bleed, and look that guy just peed, because natal time is killing us!

Sword (singing): But can't anda see, our point of view? We rely on you. Can't anda see that natal cheer, gets us through the year?

Santa: My whole crew is black and blue, can't anda take a clue? anda may think I look great, (zoom in to tampil his elderly wrinkered skin) BUT I'M TWENTY-EIGHT!

Santa: Each jingle bel, bell is a requiem knell. And while anda think it's swell we are toiling in Hell. Take a look, anda can tell as a man I'm a sheeeeeeeeeell! because Christmastime is killing us! KILLING US! natal time is killing us!

(Song ends with the elves all hanging themselves).

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Santa: (coughs and passes out)

Saten: (jaw dropped)

Sword: ... Is weird that that was a great song?

Saten: (eyes turn to him, having no reply)

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Skips to Santa in hospital.

Saten: Is he going to be okay?! It's Christmas!

Elf Doctor: natal is the problem! He can't keep this pace up anymore. If he goes out tonight, he'll die.

20h agoSword: Which means no lebih Christmas!?

Elf Doctor: Afraid so.

Saten: ... We're do it

Sword and Doctor (together): What!?

Saten: anda were right Sword, he IS real. And he needs our help.

Sword: Alright. So how do we start?

Saten': Don't worry, Santa. We'll make sure there's a natal this year.

Santa: Thank anda red pony. That brings me peace in this hour. I'll be with Allah soon.

Saten: What!?

Dr Elf: H-he's just delerious.

Saten: *clearly uncomfortable* Okay then. So we should probably get started

Sword: Anyone else freaked out oleh that Allah thing?

Saten: Forget that, lets get going.

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(Later as they prepare to leave).

Saten: alright.. (whips) Mush!

*Reindeer don't move*

Sword: It's not working. I think they need to be coaxed. Santa berkata they eat elf flesh.

Sword (sees a misshapen elf standing in the snow, staring blankly at nothing): Hey! hey you! Come over here!

Elf doesn't move.

Saten: I don't think he even knows where he is.

Sword: I guess we should just do it then.

Saten: (sighs, goes over with swissblade)

Saten cuts through the elf's arm, the elf is unfazed and unresponsive.

Saten (takes the arm): So... bye! *runs back to sleigh*

They take off, using the arm as a lure.

Sword: hey dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't natal magical?

Saten: It sure is.

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Sword: Alright. First house of the night

Saten: (tosses gifts carelessly)

Sword: Whoa whoa man! anda can't just toss those all about.

Saten: Why not?

Sword: anda kidding? Those aren't socks and underwear donated oleh the api department to some battered women's shelter. Those are Santa gifts, tampil some care asshole.

Saten: Whatever, I delievered them. *grabs cookie and eats it*

Sword: Did anda just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?!

Saten: What? They left it out for Santa. We're Santa.

Sword: Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat all of it. anda take a bite and a sip of milk..

Saten: Oh anda know what. *pours susu on ground* There. Now they'll know Santa was here

Sword: lebih like Grinch was here.

Saten: Look I'm here giving out presents, I'll eat the damn cookie if I want. In fact, I might make myself a sandwich.

Sword: Don't anda fucking dare!

Saten: *goes into the kitchen*

Man: Who's there!? (turns on light)

Saten: Uhh.. I'm Santa.

Man: Yeah, sure, your Santa. That why anda broke in through the window? I'm calling the cops.

Saten: Wait, we are. We just couldn't fit though the chimey, and forgot the presents.. It's actually a funny stor-

Sword: AHH! (assualts him with bat, spraying blood everywherw)

Saten: WHAT THE HELL!?

Sword: HE WAS GONNA CALL THE COPS! NOBODY CALLS THE FUCKING COPS ON SANTA!

Sword: Now help me drag him to the closet!

Girl: Santa!?

Sword: ... Fuck

Wife: Who are you!?.. (sees body) DAN!?

Saten: Look, we can explain.

Wife flees.

Sword panicks and fires the handgun from earlier.

Girl: MOMMY!

Saten: DUDE!

Sword: I panicked okay! Now find some tape!

The little girl is taped up.

Sword: Alright, now to clean the bat and give to (reads) Johnny... Go check for her brother

Saten: (Goes upstairs) There's only one bedroom!

Sword: Then who's... oh dear god we're in the wrong house!

(sirens blaring)

Sword: Damn it, we tripped the alarm. The cops are coming. Let's go!

Saten: What?! We're just leaving like this? What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!

Sword: It's already ruined! This was one house. We've been here for an jam and a half! An jam and... First of all, we're not even Santa anymore. This has been a halaman awal invasion. But an jam and a half Saten!

Saten: No wonder Santa lost his mind, we can't do this in one night!

Sword: NOBODY CAN, IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!

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ON SLED:

Sword: I can't believe it! We were supposed to save Christmas, and we completely blew it! We failed Santa!

Saten: No. No, we didn't fail Santa. The world failed Santa. The poor man just gives and gives and gives, and everyone just takes him for granted. Hell, I didn't even think he existed until last night.

Sword: I agree. But what are we supposed to do now? natal is doomed.

Saten: Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.

Saten: But we can make things right

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PONYVILLE/THE selanjutnya DAY:

Reporter: This just in, reports from all over the world says that no presents have delivered. We can only assume that everyone has been naugh-

Saten (runs infront of camera): Wait! I know what happened to Santa!

Reporter: Wha?

Twi (from her house): Saten?

(Saten wheels out Santa).

Reporter: Santa?!

Saten: That's right! It's Santa Claus! And the reason there was no natal this tahun is that this man is sick. Very sick. He's been bludgeoned oleh years of greed and avarice. The workload of filling our natal lists has overwhelmed him. And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year. But there's a way for us to help him. If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands and ask for only one natal present every year, there may still be hope. I know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice, even in hard times, but if we don't, we may have to give up natal altogether.

Reporter: anda heard him folks. Will we take just one gift a year, can we live with that?

Various people: One is enough... One's enough... I can live with that.

Canada24: Okay, just one.. But if it's a gym membership, someone's getting punched in the fucking face!



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    I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the Frozen North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The Frozen North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
    As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....
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The 2017 My Little pony animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the tampil and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least favorit to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least favorit character in the tampil and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated oleh Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way lebih heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings...
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Can I just have a break. Can I just have one little goddamn break.... Here it is. Another shitty MLP horror game, also known as Dreamy Rainbow.
In this game, anda play as pelangi Dash and is invited to meet Pinkie Pie at night. So, anda go and, guess what, it is a horror game. And then, guess. Just take a good long guess. It's an MLP horror game.What do all MLP horror games have in common. Well, anyway, the answer is IT HAS STUPID POP UP SCARES. My god, its as if they didn't listen. Pop up scares don't get scary after a while. That's why I think Dead luar angkasa is lebih of an action game then a horror game. But to be fair, Luna Game started the jump scares in MLP games. And yes, anda die at the end. Yeah, waste lots of memory on your computer just so anda can play a boring game that only lasts for five menit so anda can die all the time. God, I hate these games. But hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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MLP/Mario crossover. Yay!!
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It's about time. Hah, I made a reference to the episode that she was futured in xD
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If I had a gun I'd use it to shoot myself. Just why in gods name would anyone create something like this... What I am talking about is Raricow.
If anda don't know what Raricow is, consider yourself lucky as hell. If anda do, I know how anda feel. Their isn't a lot to say about it, since its a picture, but I'll tell anda what I can. This is pretty much a cow version of Rarity. Their its stupid already. Not only that but the picture is mostly used for.......... Sexual reasons. Great, lebih fucking R34 shit. But, like I said, their isn't a whole lot to talk about this disgusting thing.
In other words its just another bit of filthy fanart. But, hay, thats only my opinion. What's Your Take
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When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the makan malam table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. makan malam is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King kobra, cobra and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, oleh the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her friends captured oleh King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the pony Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to gabung their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend pelangi Dash. They were sleeping when this all happened.

Nazi pilots: *flying...
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