my little pony friendship is magic Article: SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I berkata no magic. anda were supposed to do it oleh hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if anda hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make lebih sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for anda to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher anda have.

Starlight Glimmer: Well, I can't choose. I like all your friends.. Oh, and the red one.

Saten Twist: Hello.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Your still here.

Saten Twist: anda invited me.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah.. Anyway, that's the best part! anda have to make a new friend!

Starlight Glimmer: New friends? Hey, maybe I'll just force friendships oleh magically enslaving the entire population of Ponyville!

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight!

Starlight Glimmer: Kidding! [laughs nervously]

Saten Twist (creepily): She can enslave me.

Twilight: (elbows him).

Starlight goes around town to try and make a new friend. Pinkie Pie introduces her to Mrs. Cake, but her attempt to impress with a magically whipped-up cake sends the wrong message. applejack introduces Starlight to the laconic Big McIntosh, but her use of magic to make him lebih talkative angers Applejack. Rarity tries to help Starlight meet ponies oleh making her an elaborate dress, but it wouldn't be ready in time for Twilight's makan malam the selanjutnya evening. pelangi Dashsuggests that Starlight meet Spitfire of the Wonderbolts, but Starlight doesn't know who the Wonderbolts are. She briefly gets along well with Fluttershy's animal friends, but she doesn't think they are what Twilight had in mind.

To get her mind off her growing stress, Starlight gets a spa treatment at the Ponyville hari Spa. There, she meets a pony who is also from out of town and burdened oleh a dark past, and she is happy to finally meet someone she can relate to.

At Twilight's house, Saten is seen smoking a joint.

Twilight Sparkle: Well.. Least anda stopped drinking.

Saten Twist: (cough) One step at a time.

Suddenly Starlight runs in, cutely like usual.

Saten (startled, drops joint out the window): Crap.. Hope the cops don't find it.

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, guess what! I made a new friend!

Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic news!

Starlight Glimmer: She's great!

Twilight Sparkle: Great!

Saten Twist: Yeah. I guess.

Starlight Glimmer: She's powerful!

Twilight Sparkle: Powerful?

Starlight Glimmer: She's—

Trixie: Hello... princess!

Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?!

Saten: Yaaay! Your back!

Trixie Lulamoone: Yes, I've been at the spa. I've been stressed lately. Didn't want anda to see me so stressed out.

Saten Twist: Like it would mat-

Starlight: Twilight knows anda two?

Trixie:

We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a detik chance, and I appreciate it..

Twilight Sparkle: So, um, what brings anda to Ponyville?

Trixie: The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage tampil of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!

Saten Twist: anda still do the 3rd person thing?

Trixie: Of coarse I do babe.

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight? A moment? Over here?

(Starlight and Saten follow Twilight).

Twilight: [hushed] I know I berkata make friends with anypony, but, well, with Trixie's past, and your past, I'm not sure she's the bes-

Saten (offended) What are anda trying to say about my girl!?

Twilight: Uhhh..

Saten: tampil she got a little over confident last time. And.. Rude.. But give her a break!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, anda did say anypony, and I just assumed that you'd trust me to make my own friends the way Princess Celestia trusted you.

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I trust you. Just be back in time for the dinner.

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Twilight! anda won't regret it!

Twilight Sparkle: I hope not. [sighs]

Trixie: This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!

(they leave).

Twilight: (gulps).

Saten: (groans and lights new joint)

Twilight: I'm sorry fo-

Saten: Just drop it girl.

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MLP/Video Game Crossover

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INB4 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: 4 - New Developments Made

posted by btflash

So a lot atau all of anda recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)

Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She berkata that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)

In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...

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puncak, atas 10 film I loved as a Young Kid

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the puncak, atas 10 film I loved as a young kid. The film don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my puncak, atas 10 film I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: hiu Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 1- The hunt begins

posted by btflash

"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

acak ponies

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me anda guys. Chip called in, and berkata he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are anda still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Fighting Back

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Awesome pony pics

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are anda sure anda want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want anda in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe anda should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Awesome pony pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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A natal Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen :D

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a kuda jantan muda, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down jalan, street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, natal was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing natal musik with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Kirby's Vinyl Scratch Impression

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Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know anda spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Awesome pony pics

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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this artikel for people on this club that like menulis fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This artikel should help anda out, and it might also encourage others to start menulis fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, atau just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If anda think you're good at writing, atau do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If anda don't...

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What Do anda Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW artikel ever. Please don't feel horrified at what anda are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the aman, brankas side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny hari when a pony with a sniper senapan was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the senapan was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the puncak, atas of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an jam later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last daftar was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet apel, apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The berwarna merah muda, merah muda Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do anda think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the link to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train oleh himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...