Saten Twist
Twilight Sparkle: I berkata no magic. anda were supposed to do it oleh hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, if anda hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make lebih sense when you're actually setting the table.
Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?
Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for anda to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher anda have.
Starlight Glimmer: Well, I can't choose. I like all your friends.. Oh, and the red one.
Saten Twist: Hello.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Your still here.
Saten Twist: anda invited me.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah.. Anyway, that's the best part! anda have to make a new friend!
Starlight Glimmer: New friends? Hey, maybe I'll just force friendships oleh magically enslaving the entire population of Ponyville!
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight!
Starlight Glimmer: Kidding! [laughs nervously]
Saten Twist (creepily): She can enslave me.
Twilight: (elbows him).
Starlight goes around town to try and make a new friend. Pinkie Pie introduces her to Mrs. Cake, but her attempt to impress with a magically whipped-up cake sends the wrong message. applejack introduces Starlight to the laconic Big McIntosh, but her use of magic to make him lebih talkative angers Applejack. Rarity tries to help Starlight meet ponies oleh making her an elaborate dress, but it wouldn't be ready in time for Twilight's makan malam the selanjutnya evening. pelangi Dashsuggests that Starlight meet Spitfire of the Wonderbolts, but Starlight doesn't know who the Wonderbolts are. She briefly gets along well with Fluttershy's animal friends, but she doesn't think they are what Twilight had in mind.
To get her mind off her growing stress, Starlight gets a spa treatment at the Ponyville hari Spa. There, she meets a pony who is also from out of town and burdened oleh a dark past, and she is happy to finally meet someone she can relate to.
At Twilight's house, Saten is seen smoking a joint.
Twilight Sparkle: Well.. Least anda stopped drinking.
Saten Twist: (cough) One step at a time.
Suddenly Starlight runs in, cutely like usual.
Saten (startled, drops joint out the window): Crap.. Hope the cops don't find it.
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, guess what! I made a new friend!
Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic news!
Starlight Glimmer: She's great!
Twilight Sparkle: Great!
Saten Twist: Yeah. I guess.
Starlight Glimmer: She's powerful!
Twilight Sparkle: Powerful?
Starlight Glimmer: She's—
Trixie: Hello... princess!
Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?!
Saten: Yaaay! Your back!
Trixie Lulamoone: Yes, I've been at the spa. I've been stressed lately. Didn't want anda to see me so stressed out.
Saten Twist: Like it would mat-
Starlight: Twilight knows anda two?
Trixie:
We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a detik chance, and I appreciate it..
Twilight Sparkle: So, um, what brings anda to Ponyville?
Trixie: The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage tampil of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!
Saten Twist: anda still do the 3rd person thing?
Trixie: Of coarse I do babe.
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight? A moment? Over here?
(Starlight and Saten follow Twilight).
Twilight: [hushed] I know I berkata make friends with anypony, but, well, with Trixie's past, and your past, I'm not sure she's the bes-
Saten (offended) What are anda trying to say about my girl!?
Twilight: Uhhh..
Saten: tampil she got a little over confident last time. And.. Rude.. But give her a break!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, anda did say anypony, and I just assumed that you'd trust me to make my own friends the way Princess Celestia trusted you.
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I trust you. Just be back in time for the dinner.
Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Twilight! anda won't regret it!
Twilight Sparkle: I hope not. [sighs]
Trixie: This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!
(they leave).
Twilight: (gulps).
Saten: (groans and lights new joint)
Twilight: I'm sorry fo-
Saten: Just drop it girl.
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. anda realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find cinta in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS cinta me.
Ditto: anda got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. atau hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck anda too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. anda realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find cinta in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS cinta me.
Ditto: anda got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. atau hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck anda too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
