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Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can anda get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. anda have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining berkata I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!

Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!

Pinkie: No, see? Well, anda absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!

Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!

Pinkie: No, I am not.

Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will anda ever make a decision?

Sheldon anda see? I don't know. What should I do?

Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!

Pinkie: (passes it nervously).

Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).

SOON AFTER:

pelangi Dash: Where did Shining Armor and Cadance say they'd meet us?

Twilight: In the town square. I wish they'd waited to walk over with us, but they berkata they had something to take care of first!

Pinkie Pie: [through gritted teeth] They're gonna have a lot lebih to take care of soon...

Twilight: What?

Pinkie: Nothiiiiiiing!

Twilight Sparkle: What's this? [gasps]

Rarity: What does it say?

Twilight: A scavenger hunt! Shining Armor used to set these up for me when I was a filly! At the end, there was always a big prize, like a new book, atau several new books, or—

Pinkie: (uncharacteristically angry) We get the picture! anda like books!

Applejack: So what's the first clue?

Pinkie: [reading quickly] "You've got a scroll, you're on a roll, why don't anda take a peek where young ones spend their week? A piece of paper will continue this caper."

Twilight: I've got it! "Where the young ones spend their week."

Applejack: I'm not quite followin'.

Twilight: It's the Ponyville Schoolhouse!

Pinkie: Good enough for me! Now where's the selanjutnya clue? [panting like a dog] [sniffing] [sneezes]

Featherweight: Extra, extra! Get your Ponyville news! Read it in the paper! Extra, extra! [continues repeating under]

Twilight: "A piece of paper will continue this caper." [gasps] It's in the anak kuda, foal Free Press!

Rarity: Ooh, look at that dress Mayor Mare is wearing in the social report! Why, it's stunning!

Saten: Uh, didn't anda make that, Rarity?

Rarity: Yes, what is your point?

Pinkie: Focus, everybody!

Twilight: anda know, there's really no time on these scavenger hunts, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Aha! There! [tapping paper]

Twilight: [reading] "Though this hall is rather small, in it you'll find files of all kinds. Take a look on the back of the birth certificate of Applejack."

Twilight: Does anybody know where the birth certificates are kept?

Pinkie: Ooh! I do, I do! Go down that hall, then anda take a left, then a right, then another right, then a slight left, and it's the third door from the right!

Fluttershy: Wow, Pinkie. I never knew anda knew so much about town hall.

Pinkie: There's a lot of things I know! That anda don't know I know!

Fluttershy: Oh, you're so cute.

Fluttershy and Twilight: [giggling]

Twilight: [reading] "This selanjutnya place is where anda can buy a meja atau chair, atau some comfy beds to rest little heads"? [zip] [beat]

Pinkie: Ugh, really? None of you? [groan] It's obviously the furniture store! Go in, go in, go in!

Twilight: I don't know...

Pinkie: Daagh, fine! [rumbling and commotion] [crash]

Rainbow: Wow, you're scary good at this, Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie: [reading quickly] "It seems we've saved the best for last. We hope that anda have had a blast. Now it's time to take a break where anda can get a slice of cake!"

Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Sugarcube Corner!

Pinkie: [scoffs] That was an easy one.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* hey Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard anda and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Source: EquestriaDaily
added by windwakerguy430
Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, anda need to screw up lebih when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to anda buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll tampil an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, atau just give anda the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is tampilkan how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if anda were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...
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(Warning! This daftar contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another puncak, atas list! Today, we're going over my puncak, atas 5 least favorit characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are diberikan to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What anda doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, anda NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go halaman awal and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk anda home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do anda still cinta me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the sebelumnya part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching lebih television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still tampilkan that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcake was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcake COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope anda enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if anda didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed oleh that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground oleh Saten...
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