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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
pelangi Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
pelangi Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*

On their way, they walked passed a big ikan tank. Over 30 ikan were in it.

Wind: That's a lot of fucking fish.
Master Sword: They're very pretty.
Nazi: *Arrives* Halt!
Sean: *Shoots the Nazi* Sonic, take the others to the back, I'll handle this. *Shoots lebih Nazi with his M249 Machine Gun*

Once everyone got to the back, lebih Nazis started running towards Sean.

Sean: *Taking cover behind the ikan tank* With the way this is set up, I have plenty of cover. *Shoots the Nazis towards him*
Nazis: *Behind Sean, shooting at him with MP40's*
Sean: *Lays down, and returns fire*
Nazis: *Die*
lebih Nazis: *Shooting at Sean, but their bullets hit the glass on the ikan tank*
Sean: *Turns around, and shoots the other Nazis*
Nazis: *Arriving with MP44's*
Sean: *Shoots them*
Nazis: *Returning fire. lebih bullets hit the glass on the ikan tank*
Sean: *Shoots two lebih Nazis*

lebih Nazis were coming from the same area that Sean was killing them, and to make matters worse, most of the bullets being fired at Sean were hitting the ikan tank's glass. If it broke, everyone on the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht would drown, and die.

Sean: *Returning fire*
Sonic: Knuckles, Charmy, where are anda two?
Nazi: *Firing at Sean with an MP44. Several bullets hit the glass, and the ground near Sean's feet*
Sean: *Returns fire*

The time bombs that were planted then went off.

Wind: Okay, now we really need that red guy, and the bee dude with the weird voice.
Tails: anda mean Knuckles, and Charmy?
Wind: Shut up, I wasn't asking you.

The yacht was slowly starting to sink

Eggman: What is going on?!?
Nazi: We are taking on water in the middle of the yacht!
Eggman: Go fix it!!
Nazi: The hole is too huge! We must abandon ship!!
Eggman: *Turns on the alarm system*

Alarm: link

Eggman: Attention, all units abandon ship!! Abandon ship!!
Nazis: *Still firing at Sean*
Sean: Jesus. Don't they know what it means to abandon ship? I guess they'll have to learn the hard way. *Shoots them until they fall off of the yacht*
Twilight: *Slowly waking up*
Nazi: Twilight, we must get out of here! The perahu is sinking!!
Twilight: Onto the helicopter!
Nazis: *Running with Twilight onto the helicopter, and flying away*
Sean: *Runs towards his friends* Knuckles still hasn't arrived yet with Charmy?
Espio: Nope.
Sean: Dash, Tails, get out of here. Save yourselves.
Tails: *Flies away with pelangi Dash*
Master Sword: *Sees another explosion, and feels the perahu going lower into the water*
Knuckles & Charmy: *Arriving in the boats*
Sean: About damn time!!
Knuckles: Get in!!
Sean: *Goes into Knuckle's perahu with Sonic, Master Sword, and Wind*
Vector: *Goes into Charmy's perahu with Mighty, Amy, and Espio*

As we rode away, two lebih explosions occurred on the yacht, and it was completely under water.

Sean: Everyone okay?
Sonic: Yeah.
Charmy: Are anda guys alright?
Amy: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just angry that I didn't do anything.
Vector: anda helped Sean kill some Nazis.
Amy: oleh getting captured.
Espio: Ah fuck it. Just be glad that Sonic is safe.

They rode to shore, as the sun shone, with several clouds near it in the sky.

The End
 This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
 In association with windwakerguy430
In association with Windwakerguy430
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as pelangi Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought lebih guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back oleh now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell anda A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are anda okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one hari I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of anda are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! anda can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of anda must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling anda would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased oleh this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops selanjutnya to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, anda go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. anda do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of anda wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their friends about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did anda get to gabung the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the hari the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they cinta a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the pony in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He berkata he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill anda two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the jalan, street from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and pelangi Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one lebih thing we need. *Opens the bagasi, batang of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: anda must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with pelangi Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! anda didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help oleh mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! anda could have actually won this election if anda just listened to me. anda wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing selanjutnya to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery guns with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine lebih traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was tampilkan up to the yards where his train was getting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Starring pelangi Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The pony with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection gerobak, keranjang on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have anda been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What tahun did anda start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart