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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. selanjutnya your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do anda three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

apel, apple Bloom: Actually... Yeah

Tiara: anda three are... really.. Lucky.

Mark Crusaders: We are?!

Diamond Tiara: Yeah! anda get to explore all these options, learning who anda really are before you're stuck with something anda don't understand!

Bloom: But... you've done that, right?

Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!

Scootaloo: We never berkata tha-

Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).

Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard anda yesterday.

Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were anda trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?

Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about anda when anda lost the election, and then anda lost your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...

apel, apple Bloom: We know anda wanna change, and we think we can—

Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]

Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!

Sweetie Belle: Why not?

Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!

AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-

Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!

Scootaloo: We'll meet anda back at Bloom: And help anda find a solution!

Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student pony president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)

Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?

apel, apple Bloom: Where do anda think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)

Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would anda like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that anda threatened to beat her up if anda saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have anda seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't anda have some drinks with me? You'll cinta it.
Bob: How many did anda have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would anda like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would anda want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that anda call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are anda so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apel, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apel, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
queen of Changelings: This hari is going to be perfect, the kind of hari of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This hari was going to be perfect, the kind of hari of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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