When me, and Nikki returned to Equestria, we were sent into Ponyville. pelangi Dash was waiting for us.

pelangi Dash: Sean! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: Someone missed me while I was away. *Kisses pelangi Dash on the cheek*
Royal Guard: Mr. The Hedgehog, we hope you're okay.
Sean: I'm fine fellas. Not a single scratch on me.
pelangi Dash: We're gonna go to Sugarcube Corner. I have another assignment for you, and Nikki.
Sean: I'm looking meneruskan, ke depan to it.
Nikki: So am I.

Inside Sugarcube Corner, several ponies were waiting there for us.

Pinkie Pie: *Shoots confetti out of her party cannon* Welcome back!
Rarity: We missed you.
Applejack: I'm sure glad I ain't in the Middle East like anda were.
Sean: Good. anda don't wanna be there.
Double Diamond: No shit.
Roseluck: I'm glad that you, and Nikki made it back safely.
Shredder: Tell us everything that happened.
Sean: Okay. Sit down. I'll tell anda everything.

We put three tables selanjutnya to each other, and we all sat down.

Sean: So there I was, riding down the train tracks with a pony I barely knew. He was gonna get me into a town called Mosul, where ISIS was having a meeting. Nikki went in there before me to give me a sitrep of what it was like in that town. Two ISIS ponies captured her, and they were about to use a drug on her that can hypnotize anypony, and make them do whatever ISIS tells them to do.
Double Diamond: No way.
Sean: Don't believe me, eh? Let me tell you, I saw it. They were about to stab Nikki with a syringe full of the drug before I fired at them with my machine gun. We escaped oleh jumping onto a train. They followed us in hy-rails, and shot a rocket at us. We jumped off just before the train blew up, and I made a big pile of sand selanjutnya to my shoes to make them think we died, and got buried. It fooled them at first, but oleh the time we got onto the perahu taking us home, they found out we faked our death. Five patrol boats come towards us, but I'm running from their bullets they shoot at me, while shooting the fuel tanks on their boats. Then the Coast Guard comes, and takes us home.
Roseluck: That was amazing.
Nikki: anda forgot the part where I saved anda from being shot.
Sean: I don't know what you're talking about.

Everyone laughed. Just as soon as the laughter stopped, pelangi Dash brought me into a room for briefing on my selanjutnya assignment.

pelangi Dash: I've been getting reports from all over Equestria that there was an attempted attack on our country down in Texas oleh ISIS. I want anda to stay in Ponyville, and keep an eye out for anypony that looks suspicious. If they turn out to be working for ISIS, kill them.
Sean: With pleasure.
pelangi Dash: Speaking of pleasure. *Gets onto Sean's lap*
Sean: I know where this is going.

Meanwhile, just outside of the room, they heard pelangi Dash moaning multiple times.

Rarity: Is she doing what I think she's doing?
Applejack: I ain't sure. I think I see her silhouette, and it looks like she's going up, and down.
Rarity: Yep, she's doing what I think she's doing. Which is something I'm going to do with Big Macintosh. *Runs away*
Applejack: *Shakes her head* Oh Rarity.

Meanwhile, with the ISIS ponies.

Duublar: I am pissed off with your failure!
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.
Duublar: anda were supposed to kill Sean, and that brown earth pony, but anda failed. To make matters worse, anda survive the explosions of your Patrol Boats, and live to tell me that anda failed.
ISIS Pony: But-
Duublar: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Leave*
Duublar: Halligan, when will the first shipment be ready for Equestria?
Halligan: Soon.
Duublar: Good. When we set our hooves into Equestria, everyone will be in a world of pain. *Laughs*

2 B Continued