pelangi Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was lebih like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
pelangi Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To pelangi Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
pelangi Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: Why are anda just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
pelangi Dash: What did anda do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
pelangi Dash: Scoots, anda okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
pelangi Dash: anda do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
pelangi Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pony that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether anda like it atau not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, anda got a point there. How about, we have anda further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether anda like it atau not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, pelangi Dash was not happy with me.
pelangi Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
pelangi Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn anda not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
pelangi Dash: I think we should pindah back to the awan house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was lebih like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
pelangi Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To pelangi Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
pelangi Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: Why are anda just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
pelangi Dash: What did anda do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
pelangi Dash: Scoots, anda okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
pelangi Dash: anda do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
pelangi Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pony that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether anda like it atau not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, anda got a point there. How about, we have anda further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether anda like it atau not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, pelangi Dash was not happy with me.
pelangi Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a cupcake today.
pelangi Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn anda not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
pelangi Dash: I think we should pindah back to the awan house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe anda can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what anda ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of anda in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe anda can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what anda ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of anda in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED