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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to cari for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars anda could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to the Corvette. From the Station Wagon to the Pearla. All four are great cars, because they're made oleh Chevronet.

This song starts playing on the radio: link

Case Cracker: *Rolls down windows and turns the musik up*
Mares: *Staring at Case Cracker*
Gordon: You're getting a lot of attention.

The light turns green

Gordon: *driving 36 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *switches glasses to dark shades as they drive away*
Gordon: *Turns right*
Police Pony: *Driving a police car on the other side of the road*
Gordon: Oh damn.
Case Cracker: oh, buck...
Police: *pass*
Gordon: Oh thank christ. For a moment, I thought they'd arrest us for the crack. It's a good thing we're near the airport.
Case Cracker: Yeah, we can't draw attention to ourselves...
Gordon: Hey, I'm just following the speed limit.

Soon they arrive at the airport, and Gordon turns off the music.

Case Cracker: So, this is the place.
Gordon: Yep. Now we got to find a pony with a green airplane.
Case Cracker: *Casually trots through the airport looking for the correct airplane*
Gordon: *Slowly driving around airport* Aha, there it is.

Gordon stopped the car, and the pilot of the green plane came out.

Pilot: anda got the cocaine?
Gordon: Yeah.
Case Cracker: *Walking towards Gordon*
Gordon: Case, open the trunk, and bring the cocaine to him.
Case Cracker: *Opens bagasi, batang door. He takes a case out, and walks to the pilot. He opens the case for the pilot to see*
Pilot: *Looks at cocaine* Ah excellent. *takes drugs* Here's your money. *pays seven thousand dollars*
Case Cracker: Cool, now we've just gotta get it back.

Suddenly, a police officer arrived

Chase song: link

Police: Freeze!! Put the cocaine on the ground right now!
Pilot: anda guys go! I'll cover you!
Gordon: *gets in car*
Case Cracker: *To cops* Buck NO!
Gordon: *Drives forward*
Cops: *Arrive in five police cars, and begin to chase Gordon*
Pilot: *Taking off in his airplane*
Cop: Stop that airplane!!!
Cop 63: *Grabs a sub machine gun, and shoots the plane*
Pilot: *Gets hit. He loses altitude, and crashes into a building*
Gordon: Holy shit!!
Case Cracker: There goes the drugs.
Gordon: At least we got the money. Let's lose these pigs. *Drifts to the right as he gets out of the airport*
Case Cracker: Yeah, cuz' I am not going back to a cell.

oleh the time they got away from the airport, six police cars started following them.

Case Cracker: How many cops could possibly follow us?
Gordon: Never mind that. Shoot them.
Case Cracker: *Loads a Tec 9 with an extended clip, and extra firepower. He shoots two of the police cars*
Cop 65: We got smoke coming out of the hood!
Cop 84: They must've hit the engine.
Cop 65: *He can't see where he is going, and ends up crashing into a mailbox*
Gordon: Only five more, keep shooting.
Case Cracker: *Shoots the tire on one police car*
Cop 25: *Losing control, and gets hit oleh the other police cars causing a pile up*
Case Cracker: Holy shit!
Gordon: That's gotta hurt.
Case Cracker: We definitely lost those cops.
Gordon: Yeah, but Jim is not going to be happy when he hears about the cocaine.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* anda sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are anda talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the puncak, atas of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking meneruskan, ke depan to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do anda want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: anda have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, oleh having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help anda with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, anda have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting selanjutnya to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying anda were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the hari February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did anda think of Gordon's actions when he told anda to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: anda can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if anda will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset oleh what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When anda say surprised, do anda mean like an angry kind of surprised, atau just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling lebih coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is lebih like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a luar angkasa station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: hey you. Are anda Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do anda want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What anda just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please api me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't api you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and berkata it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity berkata finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the selanjutnya to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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