my little pony friendship is magic Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are anda sure anda want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want anda in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe anda should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused oleh this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just anda wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are anda in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be lebih troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I berkata I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

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Windwakerguy430 This was real good. Love it

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Wheels of Evil - Part 1

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of evil – Part 1

It’s summer. The night is warm. The soft breeze cuddles the pohon branches. The full Moon pours its white light on the land. Crickets chirping. Countless fireflies circling in the air. Everything is calm. The glowing orb reaches its zenith on the obsidian sky. Flickering stars. Elongating shadows. The clock on Town Square shows 2 AM. The quiet sound of streaming water. A air mancur in the middle of the square. The regal, life size statue of Celestia observes the town restlessly. Ponyville at night…

The night is warm. Open windows. Billowing curtains. Sighs, snores...

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License To Murder part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and his friends found out that Mr. Sanchez smuggled drugs out of Svoboda into other places in the world, and the way he did it, was illegal.

Sanchez: *drives past S*
S: Rain, do anda copy?
Rain: I copy. What's the skinny?
S: Sanchez is in a convoy with two sedans, and a bus.
Rain: An actual bus?!
S: No, just a Vriendscoupe bus.
Rain: Oh, thank god.
Con: She's not used to cars. Just flying.
S: I'll keep that in mind.
Rain: *flies above cars*
Con: Why are anda carrying me again?
Rain: So we can go over the plan. We'll be disguised as tourists, and then we infiltrate Sanchez's plan.
Con: Great.
Rain:...

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lebih Then One Hedgehog In Ponyville (republished)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The battle that started it all

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the sebelumnya stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The selanjutnya hari was the beginning of the Equestria War. A bulan later Canterlot got bombed, and the pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The pony Alliance finishes...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did anda kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. anda also might've died. That's why I came here to offer anda protection.
cashier: If anda put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree ch. 8 prt. 2 Dash's Scootaloo

posted by Dragon4322

Mike

When Scootaloo heard General Sky Night say this, she backed away from pelangi Dash immediately. "Don't anda walk away from your big sister!!!" Dash shouted at the little jeruk, orange filly. "You stay away from Scootaloo!" A voice yelled as it came closer Sky Night recognized the Pegasi that flew down a few feet from RD. "mike?" Night asked. "Yes Sky it's me" he berkata as Scootaloo got behind him. "Rainbow, anda aren't well" Mike berkata to the cyan Pegasus. "I remember you!" The pelangi pony angrily replied. While these two were arguing Pin Tail grabbed his pistol and Green Flame revealed a flint-lock Musket.....

"Don't walk away from your big sister!!!"

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Golden Iris part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few menit later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...

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Casino Of Solace part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do anda want?
Der Cheif: The money anda mencuri from me!
Con: It's not stealing if anda win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so anda gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.

Dash made it up to me oleh making out with me, then we went to a Green jerami, hay concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause anda talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all anda do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all anda like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 5 Scootaloo's midnight escape

posted by Dragon4322

Rainbow Dash in corner

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" pelangi Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the jeruk, orange filly says to her sister. "And! .....if anda get out of tempat tidur I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus berkata with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her pelangi sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 creation

posted by Dragon4322

When the troops saw that there was one loss. their leader, General Sky Night, wanted a remedy in the air since most Pegasi were having conflicts at the time. The General thought that if air balloons have been used for travel, the Ponyville military should find new air machines that could be used for battles. Pin tail and Green Flame were excited when they heard about the general's idea. Both the scout and infantry pony had joy tampilkan on their faces and wanted to begin immediately on the inventions....

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith lebih unicorns.

Vinyl Scratch: Where are anda taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once anda get the train across the bridge.
Rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: oleh derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 1

posted by The_Exorcist

"I can't believe it is natal Eve,YAY! I can't wait to decorate your house,Cotton Swirls!"said Azura Alor. "We can go decorate right now,let's go!"said Cotton Swirls. When they all arrive at a her house,they started taking out all of the natal decorations. "We should decorate tommorrow,you know. Because...it is natal tommorrow."says applejack as she looks around the room. "I do not think that is a very good idea,since natal Eve today."said Score Heights.

Meari Otenbasan saw a video game console so she ran to it as fast as she can. "Hey,Score Heights! I found some Video Games!"she...

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my little pony:tree friends are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging oleh who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles atau Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could anda help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville AGAIN! part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"About time." Dash berkata very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's friends were the car ran out of gas. "I've got lebih gas in the trunk." I berkata going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" pelangi Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart....

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Hedgehog in Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The selanjutnya morning, I woke up to see pelangi Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to pelangi dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave pelangi Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet apel, apple Acres. I notice Applebloom with her friends Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me pertanyaan about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is...

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How The tampil Made An Impact on ME

posted by shadirby

So, I think it's pretty clear what this is going to be about oleh membaca the title, but I have to get it out. Have to tell anda guys.
So, when I first watched the tampil my life was great! I loved it anyway. But soon as I got less into it, my life started to get plain and dull. I got trapped into the hopelessness that anda feel when you're depressed. I wrote about how I felt, I thought about telling people, but I couldn't I was afraid everyone would see me as some freak.
I started becoming really quiet everywhere. I went to school and did my work. Not getting into anyone's business and not even bothering...

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Discord"s Revenge Part 2

posted by Mylittlecute12

Discord: hey pinkie pie
Pinkie: discord oh no u won't fool me this time!
Discord: Remember how u were when u were a filly sad and no smiling!
Pinkie: yeah and why do u ask!!
Discord: well maybe u will like to be a filly again atau maybe forever!!! (makes pinkie pie a filly)
filly pinkie: hey!!!!
Discord: ur time is running out!!!!! (evil laughing)
............................................................................... discord; hey applejack take this (makes applejack a filly)

to be continued..........

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Gridlocked- Prologue

posted by Grimms-Dragon

This is my first attempt so please beruang with me. Please read, review, and enjoy.

GRIDLOCKED
BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I watched anda walk away
Hopeless, with nothing left to say
I strain my eyes
Hoping to see anda again

-My Curse oleh Killswitch Engage

CHAPTER ONE: MUSINGS ON A GEMSTONE

Spike gnawed at the gemstone that he had been sent as an anonymous present. He had been suspicious of the present when he received it but he was overjoyed to see a stone inside. With his sharp little teeth at work now, trying to break piece off. It taste extremely sweet but it was extremely hard. He had of course wondered...

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The Adventures of pelangi Dash episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of pelangi Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, pelangi Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 5

Discord's Dream Machine

We begin at Discord's base of operations, where he rebuilt Celestia's old kastil, castle in the everfree forest, for himself.

Screwball: I got something important to tell you.
Discord: Well spit it out! I can't wait all day.
Screwball: pelangi Dash has a friend making this...

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Why I Dislike "Bats!" (kinda.)

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ahem.
Before anda say "Bats is an awesome episode," yes, I know it is. It's beautifully animated and has a decent plot, plus a really good song. I don't hate it, but there's a few little things. I also loved Fluttershy being a vampire/bat. But it's only how the Mane 6,minus Fluttershy, acted that pissed me off. And this is only for the first part of the episode. (I didn't really care after the song) Now, without further ado, let's hear my thoughts.

3. Twilight Sparkle. Seriously, "Princess" Twilight, you're being a total jerk. Why not settle the argument oleh just simply TALKING it out? Why not...