my little pony friendship is magic Article: On The Block Episode 12 Part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, barbie learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, anda don't have to worry about being made fun of. barbie is now a soldier that kicks ass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Speaking of Barbie, and ass, anda wanna know what I really like about her?
Master Sword: Nope.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Alright. Let's get this C.P. started.

Barbie: Life In The Russian Front

Starring

Annie as Barbie
Master Sword as Ken
Saten Twist as Aleksandr Sokolov
Cosmic pelangi as Sargent Puskov
Tom Foolery as Russian Colonel
Mortomis as Russian Soldier

Stalliongrad, 1942. Barbie, and her boyfriend have been enlisted in the Russian army to stop the German invasion. As usual, barbie gets excited for no reason. She is on a rowboat, being rowed oleh ten ponies, and mist rises from the water.

Barbie: Oh my god, I'm so excited, I wanna kill so many Nazis, I bet I can win this game.
Aleksandr Sokolov: Will anda shut up? We need to be quiet.
Barbie: Ooh, quiet. I can do that..... DEATH TO TRAITORS!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The perahu was getting closer to Stalliongrad.

Russian Colonel: Welcome to Stalliongrad. You're about to begin the greatest counter attack anypony has ever witnessed. Especially since it's the first one ever seen in a crossover parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: The Germans have lost hundreds of planes, and tanks.
Nazi Pilot: *Flying an airplane*
Russian Colonel: They have advanced here over lots of mountains, and even over their dead bodies.
Ken: *Sees airplane*
Russian Soldier: Sir, enemy airplane behind you!
Russian Colonel: Do not interrupt my speech!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nazi Pilot: *Shoots the boat*
Russian Colonel: They may api all the bullets they have at us, but they will not defeat us, because we will kill them before they shoot those bullets at us.
Nazi Pilot: *Drops bomb*
Ken: *Feels perahu shake, and falls off*
Russian Colonel: *Points at Ken* He is a traitor that jumped off!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aleksandr Sokolov: He fell off.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Ken*
Barbie: Ken! *Angry at the Colonel* anda shot my boyfriend!
Russian Colonel: Now I can be your boyfriend.
Barbie: I'd rather tanggal Katy Perry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Soldier: She's probably a lesbian!
Russian Colonel: She must die. *Shoots Barbie*

The perahu arrived at the dock.

Sargent Puskov: What happened?
Russian Colonel: Too much drama. Get me a bottle of vodka.
Sargent Puskov: We ran out.
Russian Colonel: Then anda are a traitor.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Sargent Puskov*
Aleksandr Sokolov: I'm pretty sure I had to follow him.
Russian Colonel: Then that makes anda a traitor.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Aleksandr*
Russian Soldier: Sir, please stop shooting us.
Russian Colonel: Traitor. *Shoots Russian Soldier*
Audience: *Laughing*

And so, the colonel went around shooting everyone he saw, claiming that they were traitors.

The End

On the selanjutnya part of this episode

Sunny, and Double Scoop run a race.

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a pony named Trixie. Trixie was a tampil off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic lebih than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any lebih of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some food and some water. She walked to a small pony village. She could hardly walk...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta

posted by mariofan14

*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales atau other populer culture. I hope anda enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful hari in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really...

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Dream Catcher: A unicorn and Pegasi fanfic Part 1 Chapter 1

posted by DisneyFan333

Ok before anda read the fanfic I want anda guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I diposting it a while yang lalu but I made some changes to it. I also diposting it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter oleh chapter. Feel free to tell me what anda think and If anda have any suggestions atau see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...

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Rarity's Forgiveness

posted by mariofan14

(I asked anda all a pertanyaan if I could do a story of Fluttershy and Rarity. Since no one answered, I assumed that it would be a yes. So here I go with "The Fair Fluttershy".)

It was a beautiful hari in the peaceful Ponyville, where everyone was just doing their normal errands and such. Let's get to Carousel Boutique, where Rarity is having a few customers in the store. "Simmer down now!" she called out to the customers making a commotion of bargains. They wanted to buy something badly that they were becoming a little too crazy. One of the customers accidentally tripped over something and knocked...

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recently I read about a controversial lawsuit involving Hasbro and famed brony site pony archive

posted by bossyalpha

Hasbro sent many copyright claims regarding the distribution of TV episode as a violation of copyrights and threatened to take action if the site showed any refusal.

they refused to comply so the emailed Hasbro this statement.
Thanks for your concern [sic]. Since we are merely spreading friendship and? magic we feel that we’re protected oleh princess Celestia herself. Also, we are not based in the US – so US law does not apply to us.
Please feel free to download the episodes from our website in order to
learn about accepting, friendship and happiness too.

Hasbro was not happy and forced the site...

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The Sleeping Mare pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

It had been a couple hours after Zecora had diberikan the bad news to Ponyville about poor Cheerilee and her run-in with the Sleeping Purple Daisies. Some of the citizens had shed a few tears upon hearing what happened, and a handful of them were Cheerilee's students. But the one that had been hit oleh it the most powerful was Big Macintosh. He had really cared for her all this time. He had burst into tears for those couple of hours, never stopping. He loved her too much to not stop because, though rarely, he would think about her for a long time without stopping. Now, he won't ever stop thinking...

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Luna's special night (not inappropriate)

posted by daniel0913

Luna standing with celestia

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My Personal Favorite/Saddest Moment In All MLP Fanfics

posted by Tawnyjay

(All rights go to Pen Stroke on FiMFiction.com. I do not own "Past Sins".)

“I told anda we shouldn’t have used her,” pelangi Dash barked at Applejack.

“Oh hush up,” applejack snapped back. “She was the only unicorn we could find who had a special talent for magic, and even that was a long shot.”

“So, my little ponies,” Nightmare Moon began, ending the disagreement and forcing the five mares to take notice of her, “what am I going to do with you?”

“Do whatever anda want, anda can’t make us talk!” Dash shouted defiantly.

“Yeah!” Pinkie Pie agreed, only to look quizzically...

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Chaotic cinta (Possibly my longest story ever)

posted by mariofan14

It was a fine hari in the town of Ponyville, whereas everypony was doing their usual business, whether it be going around doing errands, meeting up with other ponies, atau just to have some entertainment going on. At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie just came in, ready to start business with the Cake family. But something wasn't right with her... "If only I had somepony to hang out with. As in having a coltfriend," Pinkie said. She was feeling rather lonely, though there were a lot of stallions to meet up with and have a relationship with. Unfortunately, most of them were already taken, and that felt...

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Vinyl Scratch's Big Break: One

posted by StarWarsFan7

All of my life, I've wanted to be a professional DJ. One to create original music, the one that will persuade ponies to come and listen as they strut their stuff on the dancefloor.

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    This is the type of town that everypony knows everypony. But, it seems that nopony knows me in particular. I tend to...

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My puncak, atas 6 favorit Friendship Pairs

posted by StarWarsFan7

Dear Celestia, I'm starting to think you all don't appreciate my opinions! XD I am doing my top six favorites because of the Mane Six.

6.) Lyra and Bon Bon

Even though these two aren't canon as being friends, I see them together a lot during Season one. Nothing that I know of in Season two. Lyra and Bon Bon are seen walking together, talking together and basically hanging out. If these two weren't background characters, I think they'd be the best of friends.

Lyra and Bon Bon

5.) Rarity and Fluttershy

I just love Rarity and Fluttershy! They are the best of friends! Can you believe...

pelangi Dash

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If MLP Was A Life Action Movie (Part 1)

posted by KotokoAihara

I've seen a couple of posts like this on the internet and I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, I could see it happening since we already have humanized ponies. These are the actors and aktris that I think can pull off the characters. This daftar will only have the mane six, Spike, the princesses, the royal couple, and the CMC.
The mane six and spike will get two puncak, atas choices and the others will get one.

Twilight Sparkle
1. Zooey Deschanel
I was never a big fan of her until I recently started to watch her tampil New Girl. I always though she was pretty, but I cinta her in New Girl. I think she...