posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.
Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony mencuri all of his lunch money.
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come anda ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Lauren: What are anda talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: anda smell like shit.
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did anda do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did anda know it was me?!
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever mencium it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Ms. Schultz: Whoever jawaban three pertanyaan correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of anda can survive.
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If anda keep arguing, anda won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. pertanyaan 1, what is 4 divided oleh 2?
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, anda don't even know that 1+1=3.
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning oleh 1. selanjutnya question, what is 6 divided oleh 2?
Gary: hey I was raising my hoof anda cheating bitch!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: anda did last week.
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided oleh 5?
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did anda say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard anda say subtract.
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided oleh 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. anda may leave early, and the rest of anda have to stay until the bel, bell rings.
Gary: Oh F-
As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
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