Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tampil wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and applejack as herself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record oleh buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled anda my boy, anda are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her baru saja marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's pindah on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well anda were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if anda will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...
Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters atau numbers
Will this hurt if anda put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every pertanyaan in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* anda might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, atau numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, atau a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell anda doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: anda already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at halaman awal going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I cinta you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?
No one buzzed in, and the out of time bel, bell rang.
Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and film about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't anda pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking anda who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back kursi singing, I wanna hold your five ara Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the cinta of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell anda what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... anda know what? anda guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way anda can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.
The timer ran out.
Alex: And now, let's see how anda managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written oleh Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* anda didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the selanjutnya part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other pony in F Troop.
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tampil wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and applejack as herself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record oleh buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled anda my boy, anda are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her baru saja marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's pindah on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well anda were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if anda will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...
Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters atau numbers
Will this hurt if anda put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every pertanyaan in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* anda might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, atau numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, atau a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell anda doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: anda already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at halaman awal going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I cinta you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?
No one buzzed in, and the out of time bel, bell rang.
Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and film about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't anda pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking anda who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back kursi singing, I wanna hold your five ara Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the cinta of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell anda what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... anda know what? anda guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way anda can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.
The timer ran out.
Alex: And now, let's see how anda managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written oleh Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* anda didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the selanjutnya part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other pony in F Troop.
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
Celebrating four seasons of MLPFIM!
MLPFIM is one of my favorit shows right now and to honor that and celebrate its four seasons I decided to write this article. I hope anda guys like it!
Top Fifteen Best Episodes
15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most fan like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written oleh Chris Savino.
14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
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Top Fifteen Best Episodes
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15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most fan like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written oleh Chris Savino.
Shooting Stars
14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
