my little pony friendship is magic Article: Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* anda know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering lebih speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then they take another train on the Harlem Division to get into the Bronx.
Bartholomew: What division are we on?
Lady: The Hudson Division.
Bartholomew: Why is it called that?
Lady: Look to your left.
Bartholomew: *Looking at Hudson River* Oh, I get it. That's pretty clever. If I'm not mistaken, the Hudson Division is also part of the Water Level Route into Chicagoat.
Lady: That's right.
Bartholomew: Good old Chicagoat. I went there once when I still worked on the U.P.
Lady: Could anda tell me about it?
Bartholomew: Certainly. What happened was, a crazy pony named Orion Stardust caused an accident in the train yard on purpose, just before I was assigned to be the conductor of a freight going into Chicagoat.
Lady: Continue.
Bartholomew: Our train was being pulled oleh five diesels, but one of them was having engine trouble.
Lady: Nothing like the good old steam locomotive. Always reliable, and rarely breaking down.
Lady: So what did anda have to do?
Bartholomew: We just stopped, and another engine had to take over. Nothing serious really, but just a little bit of an adventure.
Lady: Sounds like one for sure.

Soon, a tunnel could be seen in the distance, and in front of the tunnel was a station.

Lady: We have to stop here, and drop off some baggage.
Bartholomew: Oh really?
Lady: Yeah.
Skywalker: *Flying oleh train* hey Lady, wanna go on a tanggal tonight? I'm buying!
Lady: No thank anda Skywalker.
Bartholomew: Skywalker? What kind of a name is that?
Lady: I know, right?
Bartholomew: If anda ask me, it sounds lebih like the last name for somepony.
Lady: Who?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I'm sure a movie will be created about him sometime in the future. Many movie companies are creative anda know.
Lady: Right.
Skywalker: Hey, did anda forget about me?
Lady: Of course not.
Skywalker: Good, because my train got derailed further up the line. Be careful.
Lady: Who do anda think anda are, Casey Jones?
Skywalker: Maybe I am. anda got a problem with that?
Porters: *Finish unloading mail*
Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: We'll argue again later. *Blows whistle twice, and drives away*
Skywalker: *Lands on station* Hey, I need help getting my train back on the tracks.
Porters: We're porters, not a breakdown gang.
Skywalker: Well get the breakdown gang so they can get my train back on the tracks.
Porters: Right. *Go inside to talk on telephone*

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Warning: I could not get Skywalker's foto on here, so here's a link to it instead link

Lady's engine for the train

tailsfan111 and DragonAura15 like this

ChibiEmmy At least there isn't a Gordon here! I think I jinxed it, shit. Great job again!

Seanthehedgehog There is no such thing as a jinx.

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tampil up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

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On The Block Episode 20 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...

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cupcake spoof 2... PART 8

posted by Canada24

This scene and the selanjutnya scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..

Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One lebih meninju, pukulan will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... Part 7

posted by Canada24

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why anda still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I berkata was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But anda lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... anda guys ruined everything!... Everything...

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Symbiosis (Preview, Contains light Swearing and light Gore)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel oleh “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car selanjutnya to three Jeeps, owned oleh Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the kastil, castle entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to pelangi Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to pelangi Dash* anda know anda shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...

puncak, atas eight BEST things that being a Brony introduced me too..

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I berkata it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: pony musik VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the tampil itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce anda to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The bulan awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Starring pelangi Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of anda that don't remember, the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a meja with Marisa* anda really look like this mare I tanggal in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: anda see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let anda know who Brony Of The bulan is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, atau laughing....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart, joyreactor

A Rival For Twilight

posted by bluethunder25

Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making friends and keep her head in buku virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with lebih friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen menit remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting selanjutnya to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki berkata it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, atau trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* hey Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: anda gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: hey wait a second. Was that supposed...

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing oleh Gordon with Mike* anda can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...

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Trixie's funhouse spoof... Conclusion.

posted by Canada24

I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.

The selanjutnya hari Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. anda have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. anda know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)

THE END

Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)

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Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror selanjutnya to televisi set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the pony world*
Metal Gloss: What did anda see?
Pete:...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Rarity)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth oleh his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an enchanted suit of armor made oleh Odin, but stolen oleh Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...