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posted by Seanthehedgehog
selanjutnya morning, Con was back at his pantai house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: anda put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank anda sir. Why was that pony trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would no longer be needed. That type of airplane was the prototype that anda prevented from being destroyed.
Con: *Falling asleep*
P: Con, wake up!
Con: *Wakes up* I'm sorry, what was that?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been-
Con: *Starts to fall asleep again*
P: Yesus christ. WAKE UP!
Con: *wakes up*
P: I hope falling asleep won't become a hobby of yours.
Con: Uh, that depends. When do I get my car?
P: Follow me *Walks to garage*
Con: *Follows P*

They go to the front of the garage

P: *Opens garasi door* Your Alfa Romaneo 4F. No gadgets have been installed, but anda won't need any.
Con: Seriously?
P: *Laughs* I'm just joking 0007. S!
S: *Arrives*
P: tampil Con his gadgets.
S: With pleasure. In the sarung tangan compartment, there is some medication, and medical equipment. anda can use this to save yourself, atau somepony else's life.
Con: Great. Why don't anda give me a fucking ambulans while you're at it?
P: That's enough. Con, anda are going to Paris France, and on the train ride, anda will meet a mare named Vesper Lynd. Understood?
Con: Yeah.

Con had to fly to london first, then take a train going under the ocean, separating England from France. After that, Con was on the train to Paris

Con: *Sitting in passenger car*
Vesper: *Sits down in front of Con*
Con: Are anda Vesper?
Vesper: Yes, and anda must be Con Mane.
Con: Do anda have the money?
Vesper: I am the money.
Con: What can anda tell me about Der Cheif?
Vesper: He has been playing Poker for a long time, and is very good at it. He has lots of money, and will try to double his amount for his boss, Mr. Black.
Con: We gotta win from Der Cheif, how much do anda have for me?
Vesper: $10,000,000. However, anda do realize that if anda lose, Der Cheif will accomplish everything, and Mr. Black will be able to buy anything he wants. Even the entire United States Government.
Con: Gambling is very serious.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* anda sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are anda talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the puncak, atas of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking meneruskan, ke depan to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do anda want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: anda have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, oleh having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help anda with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, anda have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting selanjutnya to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying anda were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the hari February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did anda think of Gordon's actions when he told anda to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: anda can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if anda will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset oleh what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When anda say surprised, do anda mean like an angry kind of surprised, atau just surprised?
Jeff:...
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