It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be lebih used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a pony would make...
Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd anda stop?
Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*
Luna: That looks cool. Did anda draw that? This pony looks cute. Does she exist?
Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!
Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!
Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like a really kind pony. How come she hasn't been made into a real pony?
Blazin': That's what annoys me. My creator makes a great drawing of a pony that doesn't exist as a real character, and she doesn't become real! And further more....*goes on yelling for three lebih minutes*
Rainbow: *sees Blazin' yelling* He seems really mad. I better hold off on the game of tag!
Blazin:...and that's what really grinds my horseshoes!
Twilight and Celestia appear, dressed like news reporters, noticing his public outburst.
Celestia: My, that was some rage going on there. What was that about?
Blazin': Character drawing, made oleh creator of me, not real pony.
Luna at this point has duplicated the drawing to use to make into a real pony and taken off to work at it.
Twilight: The news crew is looking for someone to give the residents something they can relate to. And anda are perfect for it! We'll call your segment "What Grinds My Horseshoes". anda up for it? anda can vent about anything that annoys you. Games? I'm sure Button Mash can relate to that!
Blazin': I'm in. Where do I sign?
Celestia: Right here!
*Blazin' signs his name on the document*
Fluttershy: I'll be sure to see anda on TV. I'll tell Scorch you'll be on TV!
*Later*
Celestia and Twilight are delivering the news to Ponyville, while Blazin' sits waiting for his tampil to begin.
Twilight: anda ready?
Blazin': anda bet!
Luna is sitting in her room watching the show, almost done with making Brownie real. She would gabung Blue to surprise him.
And before Blazin' can begin his rant....
Brownie: I was told to gabung him here, to help him with anything he finds annoying.
Blazin': What the hay??
Brownie: Yes, the pony drawing anda saw. Luna made me real to help anda out. Wanna rant about things in games?
Blazin': anda bet! *looks at camera* Button, if your'e watching, your'e gonna be annoyed at the things anda too can find angering. Here we go. Wanna know what grinds my horseshoes? The computer of course, as in computer player. They cheat every time! How many times was I knocked off cliffs in Mario Kart Wii because the computer acted like a jerk? Too many times. If I could, I would jump in the game and take them out!
Button Mash: I know, right? It's so unfair how they win!
Brownie: I got something, too. What grinds my horseshoes? Cutters. I was in line getting coffee before I came here, and some impatient ponies cut in front of me. And now I'll address those who think they can get away with it. Try that again, and I'll send anda to nurse Redheart in a hand basket!
Trixie: Yikes! She seems so nice on TV! How does she know me? I had to atau I would be late for a game of magic tag, and i hate being late for anything!
Blazin': Nice work! I think we got through anything that made us upset for today. anda alright, Your Highness and Twilight?
*Both ducking down behind the meja tulis, meja in fear* Y-yes, we're fine. I guess nice ponies can get aggressive! This is Ponyville News Network, we'll see anda selanjutnya week!
Blazin' walks with Brownie to her house, which was selanjutnya door to Twilight's house.
Blazin': anda are the kindest mare I ever met. I wish anda would've been created sooner! I should tampil anda around sometime. anda know anyone?
Brownie: I made friends with Fluttershy, and that's it. Sure, anda can tampil me around. See anda tomorrow. Gotta get some shut-eye!
Blazin' heads home, amazed at how a drawn character can be made real.
Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd anda stop?
Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*
Luna: That looks cool. Did anda draw that? This pony looks cute. Does she exist?
Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!
Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!
Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like a really kind pony. How come she hasn't been made into a real pony?
Blazin': That's what annoys me. My creator makes a great drawing of a pony that doesn't exist as a real character, and she doesn't become real! And further more....*goes on yelling for three lebih minutes*
Rainbow: *sees Blazin' yelling* He seems really mad. I better hold off on the game of tag!
Blazin:...and that's what really grinds my horseshoes!
Twilight and Celestia appear, dressed like news reporters, noticing his public outburst.
Celestia: My, that was some rage going on there. What was that about?
Blazin': Character drawing, made oleh creator of me, not real pony.
Luna at this point has duplicated the drawing to use to make into a real pony and taken off to work at it.
Twilight: The news crew is looking for someone to give the residents something they can relate to. And anda are perfect for it! We'll call your segment "What Grinds My Horseshoes". anda up for it? anda can vent about anything that annoys you. Games? I'm sure Button Mash can relate to that!
Blazin': I'm in. Where do I sign?
Celestia: Right here!
*Blazin' signs his name on the document*
Fluttershy: I'll be sure to see anda on TV. I'll tell Scorch you'll be on TV!
*Later*
Celestia and Twilight are delivering the news to Ponyville, while Blazin' sits waiting for his tampil to begin.
Twilight: anda ready?
Blazin': anda bet!
Luna is sitting in her room watching the show, almost done with making Brownie real. She would gabung Blue to surprise him.
And before Blazin' can begin his rant....
Brownie: I was told to gabung him here, to help him with anything he finds annoying.
Blazin': What the hay??
Brownie: Yes, the pony drawing anda saw. Luna made me real to help anda out. Wanna rant about things in games?
Blazin': anda bet! *looks at camera* Button, if your'e watching, your'e gonna be annoyed at the things anda too can find angering. Here we go. Wanna know what grinds my horseshoes? The computer of course, as in computer player. They cheat every time! How many times was I knocked off cliffs in Mario Kart Wii because the computer acted like a jerk? Too many times. If I could, I would jump in the game and take them out!
Button Mash: I know, right? It's so unfair how they win!
Brownie: I got something, too. What grinds my horseshoes? Cutters. I was in line getting coffee before I came here, and some impatient ponies cut in front of me. And now I'll address those who think they can get away with it. Try that again, and I'll send anda to nurse Redheart in a hand basket!
Trixie: Yikes! She seems so nice on TV! How does she know me? I had to atau I would be late for a game of magic tag, and i hate being late for anything!
Blazin': Nice work! I think we got through anything that made us upset for today. anda alright, Your Highness and Twilight?
*Both ducking down behind the meja tulis, meja in fear* Y-yes, we're fine. I guess nice ponies can get aggressive! This is Ponyville News Network, we'll see anda selanjutnya week!
Blazin' walks with Brownie to her house, which was selanjutnya door to Twilight's house.
Blazin': anda are the kindest mare I ever met. I wish anda would've been created sooner! I should tampil anda around sometime. anda know anyone?
Brownie: I made friends with Fluttershy, and that's it. Sure, anda can tampil me around. See anda tomorrow. Gotta get some shut-eye!
Blazin' heads home, amazed at how a drawn character can be made real.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, anda could hapus the episode from the secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing lebih than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, anda could hapus the episode from the secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing lebih than a waste of time and space.
THE selanjutnya DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so anda can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse anda can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and anda two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so anda can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse anda can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and anda two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...