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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at police headquarters.

Toby: A few officers are telling me anda let Jeff escape.
Richard: I didn't want him too sir. He just took me to Santa Neigh, and knocked me out.
Toby: anda cannot let him do that.
Richard: Whatever. I'm still close to arresting Rick Masters. Just tell me where to get enough money to pay him back.
Toby: 302.5.
Richard: What?
Toby: 302.5! anda violated section 302.5! No police officer will go without his/her partner when taking a prisoner somewhere he/she would not be allowed to go to. *Points at John* Where were you?
John: I was, uh-
Richard: He wasn't with me.
Toby: Then bring him with anda selanjutnya time!

The selanjutnya day, Richard, and John were having lunch at a hotdog stand.

Richard: *sitting oleh truck*
John: *Eating hotdog* So how are we going to get Masters $64,000?
Richard: Simple. Rogue told me about a pony coming here with $64,000 that he robbed from a jewelry store in San Franciscolt. We knab him, and we get his money.
John: Isn't that called stealing?
Richard: anda call it whatever anda want, I call it taking down a scumbag that's breaking the law.

6 hours later

John: *walking to bar*
Richard: *Following John* So I'm thinking we should use your car for the job.
John: I don't think that's a good idea.
Richard: What are anda talking about? Your car is much faster then my truck, it makes perfect sense to me.
John: It's a 1967 GMO, I don't know if I want to destroy it.
Richard: Who berkata it would be destroyed? It'll be a piece of cake. Take the money, and drive away.

At the bar

Richard: Besides, it's not like he's going to be armed atau something.
John: anda don't know that.
Richard: Yes I do. When ponies like this guy finish robbing a bank, they throw their gun in a trash can.
John: I'm still not doing it.
Richard: Fine, but let me tell anda something. Everything I berkata about anda is a lie. You're not my friend, you're not my partner. We just have the same assignment! *Leaving bar*
John: Richard-
Richard: Don't talk to me! *Slams door*

2 B continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dr. Silver made it to her gunung berapi lair, but she did not notice Con was on puncak, atas of her car.

Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Itic: *Follows*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to puncak, atas of volcano*
Itic: *teleports...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mrs. Donatello
Mrs. Donatello
My last class of the hari was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet oleh William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion....
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posted by Canada24
Arthur Note: There's a reference to the Simpsons in this chapter. But I'll leave it for anda readers to figure out what part it is.
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Prime Spike finished sending a letter to princess Celestia.

"I still doubt that she'll believe us.. I mean, I'm wait here and I don't believe it"

"Well. It dosen't hurt.. Besides we still had to tell we're coming. Not polite to tampil up unannounced" prime Pinkie relied.

"Hey, hot ones.. Wazzzzzzup!" Dragonowitiz announced suddenly revealing himself.

"Oh god, it's him again" prime Pinkie...
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In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do anda all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Luna: BUT I SUCK IN TENNIS!
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* anda can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: anda got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: anda still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another pony in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe pony 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* hey fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like anda promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
Greg: Good to hear....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...
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