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The last solstice

Chapter 30: Fading light – Part 2

Celestia's mind was hovering on the border of consciousness, trying to find a way through the thick haze. The Princess of the Sun awakened slowly and the process itself meant struggle for her. She opened her eyes for a little, feeling dreaded because of the unfamiliar surroundings of the room. Although the fabric of the sheet and the cover; the furniture and the paintings on the dinding resembled the style of royalty, it was definitely not the Ivory Tower. She failed to recollect any memory where she was atau how she got here whatsoever. The blurriness dissolved, and her vision cleared up. Celestia spotted a silhouette at the foot of her bed. As she observed the figure, she realized it was none other than Twilight Sparkle herself. The lavender alicorn was levitating a scroll and a quill with her magic, taking notes, seemingly lost in her work. The youngest Princess had almost 15 years to get acquainted with the enhanced powers of alicornhood, and she sensed Celestia's look on her. Twilight tilted her head a little and glanced at her former mentor. The sun goddess opened her mouth to speak, but her throat was dry as the dunes of the Blacklands and she couldn't not make a sound.

“Ssssshhh! Don't speak!” Twilight hushed quietly. “You need to rest.”

The purple mare levitated a glass of water to Celestia, who emptied it at once.

“More...” the solar Princess rattled ungracefully, sitting up in the bed.

Twilight remained silent, but gave her an entire jug. Celestia drank the vital liquid vehemently, until not a single drop left.

“Thank you!” she sighed in relief, falling back on the silky pillow.

Twilight nodded and continued her work. The tip of the scarlet quill trembled and danced in the grasp of her magic as she was menulis quickly.

“How long was I unconscious?” Celestia asked on a weak voice.

“About two and a half hours.” the Princess of Transition replied, not even looking up from the scroll.

“Luna... Is she all right? I think I heard her scream...”

“Yes, she's fine for now.”

“What happened?”

“Magic outburst.” the younger alicorn stated neutrally. “But let's just focus on you. Has this happened to anda before?”

“Yes... a couple of times. But I don't know what caused it...” the white alicorn said. “All I know is that my scars are burning!”

“U-huh...” Twilight murmured, still taking notes. “I see what I can do.”

She rolled up the paper and took a step toward the door.

“Wait!” Celestia called out. “When did anda become so... rigid?”

“I'm afraid I don't have time to discuss that with anda right now.” Twilight declared, looking back at the sun goddess. “I have to take care of Luna as well, because her mana is fading away fast, oleh maintaining such complex spells at all times.”

“Twilight, please...”

“She's doing YOUR job! And I have to do mine!” the purple alicorn rejected harshly. “Stay in tempat tidur and have some rest. We'll need anda to be at your full health. Now, if you'll excuse me...”

Without any hesitation, she walked out of the room and slammed the door, before Celestia could react anything.

*** ***

“I don't know, Mirage... She has changed... She was once my faithful student, yet she looks at me with frosty despise...” the solar Princess explained an jam later.

Nocturnal Mirage sat beside her, resting his hooves on Celestia's, carefully listening to her words. Heavy concerns furrowed his features as he was staring into the purple eyes he adored so much. He was outraged, because the royal guards didn't let him in to see Celestia, and he had to wait outside. His sharp senses comprehended the ripples that the magic outburst created in the natural flow, yet he was rendered useless, forced to be separated from the object of his love. He was granted entrance oleh Cadence eventually, who understood the aspects of cinta lebih than anypony else could. Once he was inside, the cobalt earth pony rushed to Celestia and sat oleh her tempat tidur ever since. Like in the past, his presence calmed the Princess down so she was able to share her impressions about Twilight coherently, without her fragile sanity collapsing once again.

“She still blames me for everything that happened!” the snow white alicorn continued, fighting with her tears. “I can't take it anymore! I feel like I'm suffocating here! I... I have to get away from all this!”

“You know anda can't do that...” Mirage replied on a warm, soothing tone and their noses touched very gently. “Everything's going to be fine, I promise. Just stay strong, my Princess.”

“But they want me to use my magic again! The magic that has obliterated an entire city...” Celestia replied on a trembling voice.

“I know... but if anda don't do something soon, everything will be lost...”

*** ***

A few days later, Celestia regained her health and started to pindah around the kastil, castle a little. The royal guards and the staff got used to her presence after a while and the braver ponies even started a friendly chat with her. The sun goddess sought company due to the urging of Mirage, because the earth pony thought it would help reinstate her status. But while Celestia was slowly rediscovering her own self, a fiery debat erupted in Luna's office.

“What are we doing?!” Twilight yelled in frustration and anger. “There's not much time left!!! How long are we going to keep akting like everything's fine?!”

“Twilight, calm down...” Cadence berkata on a soothing tone.

“No, not this time! anda all seem to forget what's at stake here! The solstice is upon us! Too much time has already been wasted! If none of anda have the courage to do it, I'll drag Celestia out and make her fix all this!”

“TWILIGHT SPARKLE! ENOUGH!” Luna intervened using the Royal Canterlot Voice. “Do not forget it's my sister you're talking about, not some criminal scum! anda don't know what she's been through and how fragile and vulnerable she truly is at the moment!”

“But...”

“No buts.” the Princess of the Night Raised her hoof. “She's left the Ivory Tower and now she's with us. That alone exceeds our highest expectations. I know my sister and I'm sure she will do what has to be done, as always. I also know what happens if she doesn't. But, I will not risk our achievements oleh pushing her too hard. If she breaks again, we are doomed! Celestia is the only one who can restore the balance and if she needs a few lebih days to do that, I'm willing to give her that time.”

“So be it. But I still think it's a bad idea...” Twilight gave in with a resigned sigh.

“Why don't anda go talk to her?” Cadence suggested. “Maybe anda could settle your differences...”

“I have nothing to say to a mare who abandoned her kingdom and her royal duty because of some scars.” Twilight hissed, with the vivid aura of despise in her voice.

The jaw of the older Princesses dropped in shock and their eyes grew large oleh this response. They turned to stone and rendered speechless oleh this response and oleh looking at them, Twilight realized she may have gone too far.

“I mean...” she began, but was cut short oleh the eerie, sharp sound of sirens.

A detik later a powerful explosion shook the ground and some of the windows were shattered to pieces. A giant awan of smoke swirled in the air, reaching up for the sky and green flames started to consume the nearby buildings. The cacophony of screams, breaking glass and burning wood filled their ears. Royal guards were shouting commands and armored pegasi moved about in the air to every direction. The kastil, castle seemed like a stirred beehive all of a sudden.

“Changelings!” Cadence gasped.

“You know your jobs! Secure the Castle!” Luna commanded loudly and grabbed the double axe that was hanging on the wall.

Her wings flared and she flew out the broken window, before the others could say something. Twilight and Cadence remained motionless for a moment, then their instincts assumed control and they ran out of the office to different directions.

A fierce battle evolved between the ponies and the changelings which lasted for several hours. The invaders swarmed the sky and the land, foraging the houses and the stores, raising fires all over Canterlot. The royal guards have sustained heavy losses, but managed to house most of the civilians behind the strong walls of the Great Castle. Chaos overwhelmed everything as the armored stallions desperately tried to repel the changeling attack, however, the number of casualties grew with every minute.

“Something's wrong... There are too many!” Twilight exclaimed, while firing powerful magic bolts at the enemy.

She took a defensive position on one of the higher balconies with Cadence, taking down changelings who attempted to infiltrate the kastil, castle from the air. The bodies of fallen royal guards covered the humongous filed that was the front yard and even the Princess of cinta had to gabung the battle to keep the attackers out. The door-bridge has been pulled up, but the changelings assaulted the walls violently, not caring about their losses.

“I've never seen them so vicious!” Cadence cried, trying to take part in the confrontation, oleh summoning upon cyan lightnings, but as the goddess of Love, she wasn't meant to be a fighter.

“Yeah... They haven't come this far, since your wedding!” the lavender alicorn replied, shooting down a changeling in the middle of a nosedive. “Where's Luna?!”

“I don't know, I haven't seen her, since the battle started!” the berwarna merah muda, merah muda mare yelled, trying to overcome the loud noises of the fight.

The kastil, castle then suddenly trembled in the shcokwave of a giant explosion; the Princesses lost their footing and fell on the marbler floor. When they stood up, their face went ashen, because of what they saw. The entire city of Canterlot has been overrun with changeligs, the streets were occupied oleh an endless moving mass of darkness. Their fear grew even bigger when a strong, masculine voice shouted something below them.

“THEY'RE IN! THEY ARE INSIDE!!!”

A significant part of the front dinding has collapsed and the enemy charged inside through the piles of rubble. But, before Twilight and Cadence could react, a rapid ricochet slit through the air. The zamrud, emerald magic beam was deflected oleh one of the royal guard's armor and now blasted into the base of the tower, where the Princesses took their positions. The damaged structure was sagging, then the entire tower tumbled, sending a massive awan of dust in the air.

*** ***

“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage berkata after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Celestia was pacing around anxiously in the room ever since. She heard the sounds of the battle, and her concerns multiplied oleh every second. Yet, something blocked her rational mind, not allowing her to take action. The levels of fear and worry grew to an unbearable stage, but the Princess of the Sun, who led countless victorious fights in the past, could not face the battlefield. At first, she kept telling herself that Luna will be able to take care of it. Luna's though, she knows how to deal with such situations... But there was no sign of her for too long... she didn't see atau hear anything about Twilight, Cadence, atau Mirage for that matter.

“Come on, Celestia... anda can do this!” she berkata to herself, flipping her messed up mane.

She reached for the knob with shaky hooves and eventually she stepped out to the hallway. It was deserted, but the thick walls reverberated the noises of battle. The white alicorn trotted to her sister's office and opened the door. There was nopony inside, just the pieces of the broken window on the soft rug, sparkling evilly in the sunlight, which reminded Celestia of a confident smirk. She took a step closer to the window and the awful smell of smoke, blood and ozone from magic discharges filled her nostrils. The solar Princess frowned and risked another step. There was an excellent view to the front yard from the office and her jaw dropped in terror as she first laid eyes upon the invading masses.

“THEY'RE IN! THEY ARE INSIDE!!!” a stallion shouted desperately, somewhere in the chaos below.

Changelings... the thought passed through Celestia' s brain, but it was interrupted oleh the sound of crumbling granite. The smaller tower which stood about 100 feet from her position collapsed, the debris falling on dozens of royal guards and changelings. The armored stallions fought the invaders vigorously, but they were greatly outnumbered and were forced to slowly fall back to the Castle, as the vast changeling army flooded the front yard, like a furious river. The bright sunlight began to fade away all of a sudden, as Luna's cloaking spell dissolved altogether. The largest planet of the galaxy, the Chronos blocked out 2/3 of the fiery orb, but one of its Moons caused a partial solar eclipse. Only a small, shining sickle was visible from the Sun and the landscape darkened. The attackers halted their assault for a moment and gazed up to the sky, seeing the results of the disrupted gravitational balance. The cacophony of the battle settled down as all eyes hang on the sinister scenario.

“So it's all out in the open now...” Celestia berkata to herself on a grim tone, knowing she sat oleh idly for too long.

The royal guards below took advantage of the enemy's rerouted attention and charged at the changelings for a final desperate counter attack. The fight smartened once again. Metal clashed against metal, hooves clashed against hooves. And the lone figure of the solar alicorn was watching the massacre from above, unable to do anything to stop it, even though her same mind knew what she should do. But, she's built so many psychic barriers to isolate herself from her own magic, that she could not break free.

Celestia winced and her wings fluttered as the door of the office was busted inside. Two bulky pegasus stallions rushed inside, not even looking at the solar Princess.

“I told anda she won't be here!” the first one berkata with disapproving eyes.

“We still have to laporan this!” the detik one retorted.

“To whom?! Don't anda see we're doomed?!”

“To anypony!” the detik pegasus yelled angrily, and reached for the radio on Luna's desk.

“This is Canterlot HQ, does anypony read me? We've been attacked oleh changelings! We have sustained heavy losses! The front yard has fallen! Princess Luna has gone missing in the battle! There's no information of the whereabouts of Princess Sparkle and Princess Cadence either! Does anypony copy?! We can't keep the attackers out for long! We're outnumbered! Somepony! Anypony! Do anda copy?!”

“Forget it! Nopony's coming! The Princesses are either captured atau killed...” the first royal guard berkata quietly, after there was no response on the radio, just the monotone, saddening sound of interference.

“You're right...” the detik stallion replied grimly. “Come on... let's take as many changelings with us we can...”

The armored stallions turned around to leave the room, and only in this moment they've recognized Celestia. The white alicorn stood silently in front of the broken window and listened to the entire conversation with wide eyes. The royal guards recoiled in shock and surprise when they spotted her. They were so caught up in their duties, that they weren't aware of her presence.

“Uh... err.... your Highness... you're... here?” the first pegasus stuttered nervously, while his partner furrowed a brow and took the initiative.

“Princess, we are under attack!” he called out loudly. “The changelings have broken through the dinding and occupied the front yard! All the other alicorns have gone missing! What should we do?!”

“I... I.... don't know...” Celestia mumbled, her voice was barely audible, lebih reminiscent of Fluttershy's.

“Your majesty, please! The enemy is advancing, they will claim the Castle!!! You're the only one who can help us! What are your orders?!”

Celestia gazed at the two royal guards, who looked back at her with begging eyes. Then she glanced at the battle outside, which was almost lost. The changelings have pushed back the defenders to the gates of the Castle. The sun goddess glanced at the two stallions again, then back at the fight. Her mouth opened, but she couldn't make a sound. All the memories of the past flashed inside her mind, like a spinning reel.

“Princess, what should we do?!” the first pegasus urged impatiently.

“I...” Celestia began.

But, before she could finish, the noises of the battle faded away and everything turned deadly quiet for a glimpse. Celestia saw the mouth of the stallions moving in slow motion, but could not hear their words. She blinked in confusion and she felt like she's been alone in the silence for years, even though the strange moment lasted only for a second. The silence ended with a very odd sound, Celestia was certain she heard it: some sort of switch clicked in the depths of her brain.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are anda going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the jalan, street signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main jalan, street to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do anda say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as pelangi Dash, and applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the jerami, hay are anda doing?
Pierce: Trust us, anda don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
-----------------------------
Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are anda feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - anda may think anda are monster 37248266628374 but simply anda are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing anda with syringes again. How are anda feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started bernyanyi *writes something* now do anda feel something uneasy expect anda want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pony that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: anda sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* anda did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of anda don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane anda do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, atau else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if anda see an auto toko anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See anda later.
Don Castalini: anda didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least anda got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: anda still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, atau do anda wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* anda know where to sign in?
Larry: oleh the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time yang lalu when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pony that survived and was diberikan a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed oleh child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up anda don't even work, anda feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a dipan, sofa selanjutnya to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As anda know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and mencuri $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help anda take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: anda mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up oleh tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can anda get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. anda have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining berkata I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] anda mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do anda have something anda need to say? anda seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned oleh Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, anda berkata that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, anda four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his friends when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the mandi, shower while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope anda like the sports car I gave anda thirteen years yang lalu as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give anda something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, anda will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked oleh airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do anda two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are pelangi Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each tahun anda wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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