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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two ponies showed up at the wreck

Sean: What are these guys doing?
Mirage: No idea. It must be the police.
Fluttershy: We can't let them slow us down.
Spike: We just gotta get this over with. Whatever anda do, don't tell them about the money.
cop 1: *walks down*
Sean: Are anda a police officer?
cop 1: *checks body* YEP!
cop 2: *calls for ambulance*
cop 1: How long yang lalu did this happen?
Pinkie Pie: About a few menit ago.
cop 1: Did he say anything?

No one replied

Cop 1: Did he say anything?!
Fluttershy: What about?
Cop 1: What do anda mean what about, did he, atau did he not say anything?!
Pinkie Pie: He thought Fluttershy was his Aunt Belle.
Cop 1: Really?
Sean: Yeah, anda know how some ponies are while driving fast.
Cop 2: What happened here?
Cop 1: These five came here to see if they could help, but it was too late. anda can go now.

So the five ponies left the police, and went toward their cars.

Twilight: Man what happened?
Spike: Somepony crashed their car.
Rarity: Oh no.
Twilight: Oh yes, he deserved it after nearly hitting us.
pelangi Dash: What happened?
Sean: That crazy pony who passed us died. Let's go.

All eight of the main characters began to drive their cars.

Twilight: Man, what's this world coming to?
Spike: I don't know, these things just happen.
Twilight: What do anda mean these things just happen?! That's how bad stuff happen, cuz people are too lazy to care, and do dumb things, which is why these things happen?

pelangi Dash: Are anda sure he wasn't messing with you?
Sean: He was nearly dead, of course he wasn't fooling around. We just gotta get there, before anyone else.
pelangi Dash: anda mean the others behind us?
Sean: Don't look!

Pinkie Pie: *looks back*
Fluttershy; Pinkie, just play it easy. Don't just constantly look back.

Mirage: Oh yeah? What are anda gonna do?

Twilight: What did he mean oleh big W?
Spike: We'll know once we get there.

pelangi Dash: Are anda sure what he berkata with big W?
Sean: I don't know, may'be like a well atau something.

Pinkie Pie: Waterfall!
Fluttershy: No.
Pinkie Pie: I hope not, then we'd get wet.
Fluttershy: Just think for words that start with W.
Pinkie Pie: Wisconsin!!

Mirage: W? Hmmm. Work, yeah I gotta work. On where it is.

Twilight: Just go fast, and see what happens.
Spike: Fine *floors it*

The other three were following at the same speed. Once Spike hit 60, he slowed down.

Twilight: What are anda doing?!
Spike: We can't lost them this way.
Mirage: *going slower*
Twilight: What's that pony in the Hoofington doing?
Sean: Why is the red car behind us going slower?
Pinkie Pie: I bet he's outta gas. Wunderbar!

We're not sure why Mirage slowed down. You'll have to read the selanjutnya part to find out.
WHO WON??????
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box oleh Nirvana)

Sitting oleh the door waiting for anda to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any malaikat left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no lebih urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when anda ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any malaikat left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case anda are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a jalan, street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the jeruk, orange stallion asked. "Our selanjutnya target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are anda waiting for? Stab me if anda can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are anda doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, anda are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR friends but i forgive anda now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed anda to do anda need any help dashy"
"ya can anda um(looks aroud) can anda clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back anda must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE anda SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"