The unicorn that died
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!
Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*
The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system
Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*
The destruction of private property, and the daftar goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.
unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*
Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan. In it was Spike, with Rarity, and Twilight.
The detik car was a '75 corvette with Sean, and pelangi Dash
The third car had Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy
The fourth car was a Hoofington Belvidere, driven oleh Mirage.
Spike, Sean, Pinkie, and Fluttershy, and Mirage went down to see the wreck.
Spike: Holy moly. Did anda see the way he went sailing right out there?
Sean: What was he doing?
Spike: I don't know, but he was sailing right out there.
Pinkie Pie: Nopony is in the car!
Mirage: There's someone laying over there. That must be him!
Sean: Sir are anda ok?
Mirage: We'll get an ambulance.
unicorn: No. I'll be dead when it gets here. Listen, there's all this dough. 475 G's! Do anda here what I'm saying? $475,000.
Fluttershy: Where is it?
unicorn: It's all burried under this big W. anda just gotta go to a town called Santa Rosita, that's 5 miles south of St. Foalis.
Sean: Where in Santa Rosita is it?
unicorn: It's in the park, burried under a big W. anda better find it quick, but don't let the police spot you.
Mirage: Why would the police want to get involved?
unicorn: Don't know, but anda gotta avoid them. *dies*
Pinkie Pie: *closes eyes*
unicorn: *wakes up* Aunt belle?!
unicorn: Is that anda Aunt Belle?
Fluttershy: Umm. Yes?
unicorn: Tell me that no matter what ya do, it don't make any difference.
Fluttershy: Any difference for what?
unicorn: DO IT
Fluttershy: It doesn't make any difference.
unicorn: *kick bucket*
Spike: Is he dead?
Mirage: After he kicked that bucket, yeah.
Pinkie Pie: He better not wake up like that again. If he does I'm getting the buck outta here.
Another car stopped by, and two ponies wearing three peice suits, and puncak, atas hats came out. What happens now?
All will be explained in the selanjutnya part.
Nocturnal Mirage's car