my little pony friendship is magic Article: Nightmare Moonraker part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh anda from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are anda doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did anda do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: anda sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: anda can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone

Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to anda the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & itik jantan, drake Hugo.............Theirselves

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Vocal Sparks & The Hearts & Hooves hari

posted by Rendal_Pony

Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D

lol. Hearts and Hooves hari is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.

Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, atau stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I cinta him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on...

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pelangi Dash

added by karinabrony

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Con Mane: Dead Another hari Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

selanjutnya morning at the other building, which was only five menit away from the Ice Hotel.

Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese pony 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese pony 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese pony 52: *Turns around*...

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To Make Up For Yesterday

added by shadirby

Source: Rightful Owners~~

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Con Mane: Dead Another hari Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.

Random Pony: *Playing guitar*
Random pony 2: *Playing drums*
Random pony 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the musik while anda can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are anda doing that?
Con: Because...

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The Nightmare Before natal

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I have worked on this with Disneyfan333. It is a crossover of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before natal

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If anda never heard about this story, I say it's time anda begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't anda like to see something strange?
Come with us, and anda will see
This our town of halloween

This is Halloween, this is halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of...

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Con Mane: Dead Another hari Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are anda going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the tahun 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell anda that. Are anda ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the tahun 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place anda have here.
P: Thank anda Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...

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Where's Fluttershy?? Part 1

posted by Aelitarules444

It was a nice hari in ponyville just like any other day.Scootaloo was hanging out with pelangi dash,Pinkie was doing who knows what I mean what do anda expect from her she broke the fourth dinding in like two episodes.Ah, anyways Twilight was studying on how to be a princess,Rarity was making outfits for Celestia and Luna.(Don't ask why.)And AppleJack was working on the apel, apple farm.

3:00-The girls were at sugurcube corner.
Rainbow:Hey where's Fluttershy, I haven't seen her all week.
AppleJack:Yeah, me either, she berkata she would help me with the apel, apple picking today and never showed up.
Rarity:I'm pretty...

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Con Mane: Dead Another hari Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.

Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do anda want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing guns at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As anda can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country....

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Magic of Friendship: Part 7---Bond

posted by alinah_09

soon after that day,i became even lebih close to them with our daily jokes and wins,if was fun! and now with our new member: Peppermint (who was also my old classmate) school time became even lebih awesome and oleh this time klub were now available for us,may it be klub for subjects atau Performing arts,almost all of us joined,i didnt really have my decision yet but as if she sensed,my teacher called me and persuaded me to gabung Journalism

"i can see that anda have great potential in writing,Aurora" Ms.Cherry stated in a serious tone "if would be great if anda join"

"um...i dont know what to say...but...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 26 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: Since Wilson became a new character in this series, I forgot to put in his name for the opening credits, but don't worry, I have fixed that.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

Or so it seemed. They were getting closer,...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While I was stealing the motorcycle, other ponies were doing other things, such as....

Volk & Pablo: *running through field of bunga to a stream*
Pablo: *sees boat*
Volk: *goes to boat*
Pablo: *Follows boat*
Gordon: *Walking down road*
Truck Driver: *Driving truck*
Gordon: *Waves hooves*
Truck Driver: *Stops truck*
Gordon: *Gets in*
Truck Driver: *Drives*
Volk & Pablo: *Go down stream in boat*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform, and riding bike out of ditch onto road*

There was no damage on the bike, and I knew just where to go.

Meanwhile, on the train.

Shredder: *Sitting with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After looking through the hole in the ground, I noticed we didn't dig far enough.

Jade: So Pablo just left?
Bartholomew: Yes.
Sean: *Comes down* Hold onto yourself Perfect, you're twenty feet short.
Bartholomew: What do anda mean?
Sean: You're twenty feet short from the woods. The guard is between us, and the compound.
Jade: How could this happen? We had very accurate measurements.
Bartholomew: What difference does it make? It's happened! There's nothing we can do about it now.
Sean: *goes back up*
Jade: Bartholomew-
Bartholomew: Shit Jade, I'm trying to think!
Sean: *Comes back down* One chance....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and pelangi Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
Rainbow Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

Next morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
Rainbow Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In one of the tunnels.

Volk: *Digging*
Pablo: *Waiting oleh entrance of tunnel*
Volk: *Puts dirt on cart, then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Pulls gerobak, keranjang towards him*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* How is everything?
Pablo: Not good.
Bartholomew: Not good? Why?
Pablo: Three times today, the dirt keeps falling down on us.
Volk: *Gets trapped in huge pile of dirt* Help!
Pablo: Wait here *Gets on cart, and goes towards Volk*
Volk: *trapped in dirt*
Pablo: *Pulls Volk out*
Volk: Ah, *Coughs* Thanks.
Pablo: No problem *Puts Volk on cart* MOVE!!
Bartholomew: *Pulls Volk towards him*
Pablo: *Shows up* Give him some water.
Bartholomew:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once again, it was time for me to leave the alat pendingin, pendingin with Applejack. As soon as we returned, I was told to go talk with Bartholomew, and Jade.

Sean: Good to see anda two again.
Bartholomew: Right. We just wanted to talk to you.
Sean: About what?
Jade: We here that you're planning another escape with applejack during the Summer Sun Celebration.
Sean: Yeah, if she want's to come along, she can.
Bartholomew: anda know, applejack is close to cracking.
Sean: anda still think it would be a good idea to go through the tunnel, don't you?
Jade: It would be safer.
Bartholomew: Now, we need someone as good as...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Ten

posted by karinabrony

I walked with the mane 6 to the Canterlot Castle. When we entered, I saw Chrysalis and Shining Armor. We gasped. "She put the same spell on him as last time!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Chrysalis saw us and said, "Well, if it isn't the mane 6. Oh, and a new pony, I see." Chrysalis glared at me. "We will not let anda get away with this!" I said. Chrysalis laughed. "How can anda stop me? My team of chan-" Twilight Sparkle glared at her. "We already stopped your team of changelings." queen Chrysalis looked surprised and then said, "Well, even if anda stopped them, anda CAN NOT stop ME." We left the castle,...