my little pony friendship is magic Article: The Problem in Sweet apel, apple Acres: Part 1

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The Problem in Sweet apel, apel, apple Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious hari in Ponyville. Twilight was membaca some books, pelangi Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the rumput meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat selanjutnya to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ: *Nods* Ah'll be right back in an hour. *walks away*

RD: *Sees AJ and flies torwards her* Why so sad Applejack?
AJ: Our farm is gonna be owned oleh The Flim and Flam Brothers.
RD: Wait, WHAT?!?!
AJ: Which means the apel, apple family has to pindah back to Manehatten.
RD: Are anda kidding me?!
AJ: Please spread this to all ponies.
RD: W-When are anda all leaving?!
AJ: Tomorrow morning.
RD: HOW THE jerami, hay DID THIS HAPPEN?!
AJ: TFAFB bought our barn, even though it wasnt for sale..
RD: And?!
AJ: Their removing Sweet apel, apple Acres, and replacing it with a fancy toko where they sell apel, apple Cider, and Food.
RD: *sigh* ....So this is goodbye?
AJ: *nods*
RD: Be here in 30 minutes, I'll bring the others.
AJ: Okay.
RD: *flys off to tell the others*

To be continued.....

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soomin1208 Sorry it was suppose to be Appleloosa

Seanthehedgehog Manehattan sounds cool. At least Applebloom gets to hang with Babs more often.

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but anda know what another populer target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now anda assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do anda really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What's a comedy tampil without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, atau the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, atau Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After mentioning things anda should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: anda know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where anda can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy tampil that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank anda everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank anda very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...

Suicide Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help anda officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. anda know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...

Gran Turismo Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times oleh a blue unicorn. He gets punched one lebih time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...

Gran Turismo Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted oleh the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting selanjutnya to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...

Warbonnet Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are anda angry at me?
Jake: anda owe me an apology for the way anda talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are anda getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: anda quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...

Warbonnet Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....

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The Importance of Being You.

posted by btflash

Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 atau something, idk), is that this club has lost its backbone. The baru saja year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Dark Times Equestria - Act II

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.

Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught oleh ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.

"Who are you?"...

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Dark Times Equestria - Act I

posted by SomeoneButNoone

It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid anda don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. natal day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your hari outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook

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Project GATE Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...

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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some meja covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good hari VOID. I never thought anda will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah anda see this. My project. buah-buahan of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. anda know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But anda know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may pindah body atau stimulate brain. And this detik thing...

Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his ular berbisa, viper passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...

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New Era : Reborn Afterimage.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful hari huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that hari too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. anda know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There anda are Stylo. I need anda to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, anda can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: anda go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

The Cops Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over anda two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't anda dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. anda know Kyle Jordan? The pony that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...