Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they berkata they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
pelangi Dash: anda think? If you're lying I'll kill anda myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No anda won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told anda to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck anda hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to anda like that.
Applejack: anda didn't have to kill him though.
pelangi Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps oleh the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. anda may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie pelangi Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of anda will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an jam later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
pelangi Dash: anda ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are anda afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did pelangi Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
pelangi Dash: So that's why anda don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because anda died.
pelangi Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten menit later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they berkata they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
pelangi Dash: anda think? If you're lying I'll kill anda myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No anda won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told anda to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck anda hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to anda like that.
Applejack: anda didn't have to kill him though.
pelangi Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps oleh the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. anda may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie pelangi Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of anda will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an jam later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
pelangi Dash: anda ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are anda afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did pelangi Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
pelangi Dash: So that's why anda don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because anda died.
pelangi Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten menit later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' daging babi asap, bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' daging babi asap, bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!