Just wanted to say: I DON'T OWN THIS! I found this on Fanfiction.net, and thought it was brilliant :3
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You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. anda cry when u hear them play your favorit song live
3. anda hear someone say My Chemical Romance and anda snap to attention
4. anda stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. anda feel like burning the TRL building down
6. anda read a story and claim anda saw one of the band members...

OK!!!! DISCLAIMER: this is not my story, this is shehadtheworld12's on Ficwad.com. she gets ALL credit. i thought it was hilarious and that i should post it 4 others to see. here it is.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.

x. Frank Iero can divide oleh zero.

x. The rumput is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.

x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They...

So yeah... this is kind of like my Green hari article, except my menulis has gotten quite shitty since then, so don't blame me if this sounds terrible (even though it is my fault. Shut up, brain). I also may have gotten a few facts wrong, so please correct me if I did. This artikel is membagi, split into 4 parts, so yeah, enjoy!

When anda hear the words My Chemical Romance, what do anda think of? Maybe anda think of 4 guys who’ve been there for each other for over a decade. Maybe anda think of them as heroes and saviours of lives, like I do. But most people choose to stereotype and think of them as cult...

Well I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.

It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, "you won't feel a thing"
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard it would sting

Yeah yeah, oh

If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can anda listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I'm gone?
Because anda never learn a goddamned thing.

You're just a sad song with nothing to say...

Well, I know a thing about contrition,
Because I got enough to spare.
And I'll be granting your permission,
'Cause anda haven't got a prayer.
Well I berkata hey, hey hallelujah,
I'm gonna come on sing the praise.
And let the spirit come on through ya,
We got innocence for days!

Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Everybody burn the house right down.

And say, ha
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel,
Take this to my grave.
Tell me I'm a bad man,
Kick me like a stray.
Tell me I'm an angel,
Take this to my grave.

(S-I-N, I S-I-N
S-I-N, I S-I-N
S-I-N, I S-I-N
S-I-N, I S-I-N)

You play ring around the ambulance,
Well like...

Well it rains and it pours
When you're out on your own
If I crash on the couch
Can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the night dancing
I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm laughing
I'm really just asking to leave

This alone, you're in time for the show
You're the one that I need
I'm the one that anda loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose
'Cause I cinta all the poison
Away with the boys in the band

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't anda blow me a ciuman before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And anda can take all the pain away from me
A ciuman and I will surrender...

Stay out of the light
Or the photograph that I gave you
You can say a prayer if anda need to
Or just get in line and I'll grieve you
Can I meet you, alone
Another night and I'll see you
Another night and I'll be you
Some other way to continue
To hide my face

[Chorus:]
Another pisau in my hands
A stain that never comes off the sheets
Clean me off
I'm so dirty babe
The kind of dirty where the water never cleans off the clothes
I keep a book of the names and those

Only go so far 'til anda bury them
So deep and down we go

Touched oleh angels, though I fall out of grace
I did it all so maybe I'd live this every day

[Chorus:]...