If your local Dairy queen is closed from September through May, anda might live in Montana.

If someone in a halaman awal Depot store offers anda assistance and they don’t even work there, anda might live in Montana.

If you’ve worn shorts and a jaket at the same time, anda might live in Montana.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, anda might live in Montana.

If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Missoula for the weekend, anda might live in Montana.

If anda measure distance in hours, anda might live in Montana.

If anda know several people who have...

Cat's droolin' on the bar stool, shake your hips and crack your whips
Cheap seventeen and trashed out, anda went too far, been a menggerutu, jalang anda are
Your reputation's in the bathroom, it's on the dinding and down the hall
I hear you're cheatin' with my teacher after school, tell me what anda do
When anda know, anda always get the boys anda like
Play nice, then stick them with your knife, take off your insecure disguise

Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs, is that anda
(Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs) Is that you, lookin' half way dead

Write on the mirror with your lipstick, much too vain, got scattered...