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Science Confirms anjing cinta Us

Science has confirmed that anjing cinta us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are anda telling me anjing look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And anda smell interesting. I cinta you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. anda should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior kucing occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. kucing see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.

That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach kittens to defend themselves.

That's also why they meow. kucing communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at kittens because their ears aren't yet fully developed.

They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.

Basically, we're all dumb kittens.

Isn't it fantastic that anjing cinta us in spite of our shortcomings!

Unreservedly and constantly!!

Regardless of our smell!!!

We're still interesting!
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1.Grasp cat firmly in your arms. buaian, cradle its head on your elbow, just as
if anda were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "Thats a nice kitty."
Drop pill into its mouth.

2. Retrieve cat from puncak, atas of lamp and pill from under sofa.

3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left
hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth
with right forefinger.

4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse
to get new cat.)

5. Again proceed as in 1, except when anda have cat firmly cradled in
bottle-feeding position, sit down on...
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If anda have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If anda cannot manage
this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push anda off and will even call anda "nice kitty."
If anda can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps atau rubbing against celana panjang, perapi celana legs, select warna which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand...
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB-qEYVdvXA
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