Science Confirms anjing cinta Us
Science has confirmed that anjing cinta us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are anda telling me anjing look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And anda smell interesting. I cinta you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. anda should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior kucing occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. kucing see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach kittens to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. kucing communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at kittens because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that anjing cinta us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that anjing cinta us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are anda telling me anjing look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And anda smell interesting. I cinta you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. anda should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior kucing occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. kucing see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach kittens to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. kucing communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at kittens because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that anjing cinta us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorit thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorit thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorit thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorit thing!
12:00 pm - susu bones! My favorit thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorit thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorit thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorit thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorit thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorit thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorit thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorit thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorit thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorit thing!
12:00 pm - susu bones! My favorit thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorit thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorit thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorit thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorit thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorit thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorit thing!
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers atau on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the bantal oleh invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the bantal too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers atau on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the bantal oleh invitation only.
Cat Rule Number 8
The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the bantal too.
Cat Rule Number 9
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 10
The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.