Insolent chains of luv clunged my innoscent heart,, causing chaos in evry membagi, split of its part,, changed my world changed evry scenario of mine,, creating indelible thoughts of JOE in evry nick of time,, the pleasant climate outside seems to make laugh on me,, thru the smoky sky evn faries &angels can see,, furius wind squizing me in its arms leaves me infatuated (mad) ,, i beg it to take me along but my flight was resticated,, i just wanted to peep inside his world,, instead it whispers 2 wait as there r mysteries still to be unfurld,, meloncholy of joe's eyes cannot be expressed in words,, despondent was my plea i.e why nobdy heard...........

My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing (my giant tongue wouldn't stop growing)
A Ghost mencuri our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)

We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!

JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH

Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!

love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!

It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of fan of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, atau Demi?

    Joseph Adam Jonas was born on August 15,1989. He was born at Casa Grande,Arizona. Joseph has three brothers, his first bother is named Paul Kevin Jonas Jr. he is 21 years old, his detik brother is named Nicolas Jerry Jonas he is 16 years old, his last brother is named Franklin Nathaniel Jonas. His mom's name is Denice Jonas, and his dad's name is Paul Kevin Jonas Sr.. He does not have any sisters, but he does have some one that is like a sister to him and her name is Maya Kibbel Her dad died when she was a baby so the Jonas family helped and took care of her mother and her so she got to grow up with the Jonas Brothers and their family, would'nt that be so cool to grow up with them!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope anda like this little artikel about Joseph Adam Jonas, thankyou for membaca this!!!!!


sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102

When:
1)your friends get annoyed of anda when anda cant stop talking about him
2)you cinta every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your friends knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad hari ,you just watch funny video about joe :D
6)you have lebih than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know lebih than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your favorit Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you cinta his pick up line "I got my perpustakaan card and i'm checking anda out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas dinding in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) anda say "Awkward!"

there are a lot lebih but i didn't have time to write them all
hope anda liked it

Here is a soap Box artikel on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 tahun old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many pertanyaan for all anda Joe Jonas fan that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's favorit color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others

it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if anda have any lebih pertanyaan email me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do anda have in common with Joe Jonas?

Rumor atau Not?

London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ bintang Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret tanggal but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.

The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.

They tried to keep their makan malam tanggal hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.

“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out oleh the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a sumber as saying.

The sumber addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”

Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!






Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I cinta shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."






That's a lot of footwear!






He also said, "Every time I tampil my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.




I have lebih clothes than a lot of my friends who are girls.




But I just cinta clothes and I cinta fashion."





Are anda surprised oleh Joe's obssession?