Wanna hear some Jacob jokes. *beware they usffer from lamo*

How do anda get rid of jacob?
Get a stick and yell fetch


What do anda call a Jacob Black when he's lost?
A where-wolf.

How do anda know Jacob Black is happy to see you?
He humps your leg.



What should anda do if your Jacob Black gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate.


Where does Jaocb Black live?
In a were house.

What do anda call Jacob Black with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.


Why does Jacob Black like to eat health food nuts?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy looking.

what do anda call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything anda like, he can't chase you.



CREDIT TO 1TeamEdwardFan