It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia favorit IASIP quote?

ceesau05 posted on Oct 25, 2007 at 05:02AM
they ave tons!

so,any favorites?

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lebih dari setahun yang lalu flyby2810 said…
this one from "Mac the Serial Killer". definately.

Dee: Mac, where'd you get those scrathes?
Mac: What? Scartches? Huh? I don't...where? I-...what.. you guys are...I-

:P :P :P MAC RULZ!!!!!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ramonfranks said…
"A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." - Frank Reynolds

Frank is the best
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ceesau05 said…
charlie: "oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit!"

lebih dari setahun yang lalu ThinkPink20 said…
Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! (From One Hundred Dollar Baby) :D
lebih dari setahun yang lalu bluej12 said…
Bums: making a mess all over the city
Charlie as Serpico;
"ok mr. mayor feast your ears on that Spin Doctor's mix...hahahahaha hua"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
"I will smash your face into a...into a JELLY!" -Charlie
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
I don't know the exact quote, but the Pirate door conversation with Dennis and Charlie is HILARIOUS.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
"This music sounds like whales raping each other" -Mac
lebih dari setahun yang lalu bluej12 said…
they took you nightman and you dont belong to them they locked me in a world of darknes without your sexy hands and i miss you nightman so baad
lebih dari setahun yang lalu tmougo said…
you look like a dick in that tiny jacket...
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
Charlie: That was a smart buy (when talking about the trench coat Frank has)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ceesau05 said…
lmao! I loved that one! xD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu OGRE said…
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote for me. I lead power! Good. Thank you...thank you."
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
I love when Charlie mouths along to the "Thank you...thaaaank you" part. :o)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu ceesau05 said…
"that's politics bitch!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
Mac: I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible
Dee: Well that is just not true.
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu ceesau05 said…
Charlie: Day Man / Fighter of the Night Man / Champion of the sun / You're a master of karate / and friendship for everyone.

oh and

Charlie: Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…

Thanks for reminding me of that one.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Shandiii said…
Why can't you just die and leave your money to your kids like normal parents of America? - Dee
I love the way she says this! Like, the tone of her voice is perfect!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Shandiii said…
I had sex with your father, because just like you I like my sex old and ugly, and with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with them! - The Waitress
Or something like that... I don't remember everything the waitress says but that whole part is just so funny!
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu theraconteur said…
I agree with the Dee quote. She has the PERFECT delivery.

In the DVD commentary for the ep "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom" (or whatever the title is), the guys talk about how Kaitlin (Dee) will take lines that aren't supposed to be funny (filler lines) and make them totally hilarious with her delivery.

God, I just LOVE this show so much. :o)
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu Shandiii said…
I need to watch the commentaries! I totally forgot about them!

I love it too! It's definitely my favorite show!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu me6a7ron said…
Episode: The Gang Gives Back

Dennis: What the hell is that?
Kid: I don't know.
Dennis: That's diet.
Kid: Oh.
Dennis: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?
Kid: I don't know.
Dennis: Terrible...take a lap.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu me6a7ron said…
Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks inside your house and rapes you.

What, dude?! Where are you getting that from?
(continues the song)
It’s just two men sharing the night,
It might seem wrong but it's just right,
It’s just two men sharing each other,
It’s just two men like loving brothers.
One on top and one on bottom,
One inside and one is out,
One is screaming he’s so happy,
The other screaming a passionate shout.

It’s the Nightman
The feeling so wrong and right, man
The feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you
Man, when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Niiiiight…the passionate passionate Nightman.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu LexLuthor said…
from the gang solves the gas crisis.
Charlie: "Wild card bitches'!"

from Sweet Dee is dating a retard.
Dennis: "What is this? A page from a coloring book?"

Mac: "It's a song Charlie wrote, just skip all the parts about rape."
lebih dari setahun yang lalu NightMan said…
*Frank: When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast... Not in the sexual way... (from "the gang gets held hostage")

*Rickety Cricket: (unzipping his fly and smiling) Get ready for a mouth-full of strawberry blond hair... covered balls... (from "Mac & Dennis: Manhunters")

*Dee: For going to be meeting sofisticated men, we need to start acting with class (to artemis) we cannot be telling people that we have bleached assholes!
Artemis: He was gonna find out anyway...
Dee: Oh my god, (to the waitress) and you shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!
The waitress (drunk): You shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!... (from "who pooped the bed?")

*Frank: Your mother is dead as disco... Who wants champagne!!? (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")

Frank (to Dee): You've gotta stop thinking of me as your dad and start thinking of me as your fiancé, Shemes!!
Dee: Gross, could you be please trying to think of the less creepy angle?! (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")
lebih dari setahun yang lalu giddyseizures said…
Charlie's script read by Dennis:
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power, good. Thank you... thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. - What?! - Taxes, they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."
(The Gang Runs For Office)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu leeza8899 said…
"I'm gonna stab him, I'm gonna stab his face off!"
waitress (Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom) AND
"I don't want you to piss on the couch again"
"oh, well, we wouldn't want that now would we"
"NO, we wouldn't dude!"
..."I can...control...myself"
(Mac's Banging the waitress)
lebih dari setahun yang lalu sw15 said…
"Sweet Dee has a heart attack"

Frank: "Hey guys check out this gown....., It really lets your ass breathe"
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lebih dari setahun yang lalu sw15 said…
"Underage Drinking: A National Concern"

Mac: "I'm going stag bro!"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu jameswilson said…
"Hoooolllllyyy shit. That bitch is dead."

lebih dari setahun yang lalu Black-Rose said…
"Wait, wait, check his pulse!"-Charlie

"He doesn't have a head!!!" Dee

lol I just love that one
lebih dari setahun yang lalu steffielulu said…
from Sweet Dee is Dating a retarded person:

Dennis: Whoa, what's with the spray paint, man?
Charlie: Uhhhh, what's with your OUTFIT, man?
Dennis: Alright, let's put the curtains back up.
Charlie: No, I mean, what's going on up here?
Dennis: I never know, man.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu elifknkills said…
From the gang get's invincible:

Mac (while laughing hysterically with dennis): Y-y- you're a woman!

from the gang get's held hostage.

It isn't JUST a quote, but one of my favorite scene's is when Charlie finds the 'ali-baba' sword at the dump and flies down the trash heap and says to frank "aw man you could chop the hump right off a camel and drink all of it's milk off the tip of this thing!"

lebih dari setahun yang lalu almostcool777 said…
When the gang saves the gas crisis.
Charlie: So help me god i'll burn this place to kingdom kong
Mac: Whoa whoa charlie calm down!

charlie is my hero!!!!
lebih dari setahun yang lalu fadydaaboul said…
(In a retirement home)
-Mac: These places are like prison...
-Frank: Like people getting their ass raped?
-Charlie: What? Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
-Mac: No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...
-Frank: Because they're getting their ass raped!

(remeber when frank was Dennis' pimp and he kept on slapping him)

Dennis: You know what, I'm walking from this. [Frank slaps him] Ow. What the hell, dude?!
Frank: I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.
[He slaps Dennis again]
Dennis: Ah! Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
Frank: Don't talk back to me.
Dennis: OK, sorry.
Frank: Look, I'm going to get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.
Dennis: You promise?
Frank: I promise. And hey, I don't want to hit you, baby. So please don't make me, OK? You're my one and only. You've go to do right by me, OK?
Dennis: OK.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu dubyou23 said…
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!” Ha I love it when they get the hunger. This is from Manhunters, the one where frank thinks hes rambo and mac and dennis hunt cricket
lebih dari setahun yang lalu McPoylefan-21 said…
Liam: "We're Taking You Bitches Hostage". (The Gang Gets Held Hostage).

HAHA, loved that episode. I laughed my ass off the whole time. Wished I could have been in it. I wouldn't need stockholm syndrome to side with the McPoyles either...I already have a crush on Liam.

Yes, that's right...I'd have sold the gang down the river just save my own butt! XDD
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Clown-Baby said…
From "Dee's dating a retard"

Dee: These are the clowns I work with.
Lil' Kev: Dis yo crew baby!?
Girl you silly you don't work with clowns!

"Mac and Charlie die"
Charlie: "What's your bean situation?"

"The gang runs for office"
Mac: "Just give me the baby so my friend can kiss it"
lebih dari setahun yang lalu laureng114 said…
big smile
"Make it sexy- hips and nips."

haha :) my favorite priest of all time.
lebih dari setahun yang lalu Worldofpain said…
This is one of my favorites. I cut the clip out and posted it on youtube. link
lebih dari setahun yang lalu snigga120 said…
"Later, dudes. S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's" -Charlie from Paddy's Next top Billboard Model Contest
lebih dari setahun yang lalu snigga120 said…
Correction: America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest
lebih dari setahun yang lalu MindFucck said…
From "the Gang Gets Invincible"

Frank: "That lizards talking!"

Charlie, Wearing Greenman: "I don't like lizards!"

lebih dari setahun yang lalu Nicky_Potnick said…
Okay I don't know the lines to quote this but it was from Mac And Charlie :White Trash where Mac and Charlie were stuck in a water less, under ground pool. The lines always crack me up, to paraphrase, Charlie want's to get rid of Jamie Nelson (a friend of theirs who drowned in that pool). Mac wants to pray and while Charlie was saying some thing about voodoo. While Mac is praying about the Lamb of God washing away Jamie's negative spirit, and Charlie says in a low voice saying: "There's a lamb?" Mac corrects him continues praying. Charlie again adds in a low raspy voice "Come and take his spi-rit! His snake skin spirit." Charlie keeps interrupting Mac, whom I can see (Rob McElhenny) fighting to keep a straight face. I'm not doing the scene justice, that part always giggling.