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Chapter 1: At the apel, apple farm
Snake:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derpy: Knocks on door*
Snake:* opens door*
Derpy: Hi Rick, here's your mail.
Snake: Oh, thanks Derpy.
Derpy: So are anda doing anything later tonight?
Snake: Not that I can think of why?
Derpy: Well I was… wondering if… maby we could--
Snake: Shoot I'm gonna be late for work!!! Uh, see anda later Derpy.
Derpy: Oh yeah see ya.
*at the apel, apple farm* 
Rift: hey Rick, you're two menit late!!
Snake: Sorry, I slept in a little late.
Applejack: hey there sugar cube. *kisses Snake*
Snake: Mornin' Applejack. 
Big Macintosh: Remember; if anda break mah sisters heart,...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Visiting
Rift: Ok bintang I need anda to keep your eyes closed.
Star: What are anda trying to tampil me daddy?
Rift: Ok, open your eyes.
Star: What's this?
Rift: It's your grandfathers' armor.
Star: How come it's not it's traditional emas and white?
Rift: Because your grandfather he was the Colonel of the royal guards.
Star: Wow.
Rift: Yup, he was the greatest. Even queen Chrysalis feared him.
Star: What happened to him?
Rift: Chrysalis got lucky. Have anda ever heard of project Ursa?
Star: Is that where anda roti the Ursa majors and minors?
Rift: No, it was a group of the best royal guards there were....
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Interviewer: So here we have.....
Me: Liam atau William I prefer my Scottish name off duty....
Alec: Alec I'm the drummer....
John: I'm the detik guitarest John.....
Adam: And I'm the first guitarest Adam....
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on the iPad?
Me: The iPad eh? *bites lower lip*
Adam: The iPad is great, the iPad 2 was better......
Alec: But we're not entierly sure about the iPad 3.
John: Eeyup, we've had some problems with Internet refresh, and having to restart it a whole lot, but over all it's not a bad product.
Me: Yeah, we understand why Steve needed to make the iPad 3. Every one expects...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Normal Saturday
Rift: *wakes up* Morning Pinkie.
Pinkie: Morning Rift.
Rift: *kisses Pinkie's nose*
Pinkie: What would anda like for breakfast?
Rift: I'll just have some coffee for now. I'm not hungry.
Pinkie: Ok.
Rift: Oww, my back is killin' me.
Pinkie: *out of bed* From what?
Rift: I guess from carrying all those apples with Macintosh.
Pinkie: *massages Rift's back* How does that feel?
Rift: A little lower please. 
Pinkie: There, is that better?
Rift: Yeah, thanks Pinkie.
Pinkie: You're welcome.
Later....*
Rift: Ok, so what is your guys problem with my wife playing video games with us?
Sonic Dash:...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: New kid
Rift: Riff what're anda doing?
Riff: Boxing.
Rift: Here let me tampil anda how. anda keep both hands up, and when anda jab anda keep one arm up to defend your face.
Shining Armor: Yup. Riff spar with Jones for a bit I need a break. *vaults himself over the boxing ring's ropes*
Riff: Ok.
Rift: Arms up. Southpaw, left upper cut.
Riff: Woah!!
Rift: Hey, I'm saying what I'm doing and anda need to find away to counter it. Again. Southpaw, left upper cut.
Riff: *dodges the southpaw and blocks the left uppercut*
Star: Hi daddy.
Rift: *looks over shoulder* Hi sweetie. What're anda doing here? *pickes...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Sleepless
Rift: *reading*
Fluttershy: *tightening jubah sash with wings and walking down staris* Rift, what's wrong? It's three in the morning.
Rift: Can't sleep.
Fluttershy: Why can't anda sleep? I thought anda could fall asleep easily when you're with me.
Rift: *Looks up at Fluttershy* I can it's just.......remeber a few weeks yang lalu the nightmare I had?
Fluttershy: What about it?
Rift: I keep having it.
Fluttershy: *kisses Rift's cheek*'Ok, well if anda get tired just come on up to bed.
Rift: Ok, good night and/or morning Angel.
Fluttrshy: Good night.
Later that morning....*
Kat: *walking down stairs*...
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Rift: *sigh* This island probably wasn't the best damn place for an engineering career, puncak, atas of my engineering class and I get stuck as a fucking security engineer, not even the same thing, I'm just the one pony who cleans the guns. Heh, mom probably wouldn't have been happy about this, but why should I care atau even think about that fucking slut of a pegasus? It's all her fault I'm here in the first place her cheating on dad ever since me and Sheila where born, yeah some real fucking commitment she made, she was the one who pushed me here so she could forget about her only two children and fuck...
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Chapter 1: Study
Donatello: *knocks on door*
Rift: Hi Donatello. anda here for the study session with Kat?
Donatello: Yes sir I am.
Rift: She's up in her room.
Donatello: I'll find my way. *walks into Susie's room* 
Susie: *using a blowdryer* Hm? Ahhh!
Donatello: Sorry wrong room.
*Donatello finally finds Kat's room*
Kat: Hi Donatello. What took anda so long?
Donatello: I went in to all the bedrooms, well Susie's, Dewdrop's, and Calvin's.
Kat: Yeah, it's like a maze in here.
Later...*
Kat: anda get how to use a punnett square now?
Donatello: Yeah, anda know: I've never noticed how cute your eyes are.
Kat: *Blushes*...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: First day.
Rift: *asleep* What no, no, I didn't have anything to do with the oatmeal. 
Twilight: Rift get up.
Rift: School!!!!!
Twilight: What?
Rift: Oh, sorry Twi, dumb dreams.
Twilight: Would wafel help you?
Rift: anda made waffles?
Twilight: Yep I know how much anda like them.
Rift: *Hugs and kisses Twilight* Thank you, you're the best girlfriend ever.
In kitchen*
Rift's dad: Mornin Rift, miss Sparkle.
Rift: Mornin dad.
Twilight: Good morning Mr. Jones.
Rift's dad: Mr. Jones is my father, anda can call me Jack.
Twilight: Ok, Jack.
Rift: I'm never gonna get use to hearing that.
Chapter 2: At school...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Rift and Twilight: Book 1
Chapter 1: Smart love
*at Rift's house*
Rift:Zzzzzzzzz..
Twilight: hey Rift, wake up.
Rift: Mom, just another five minuets...
Twilight: Well, I'm not your mom, and I won't give anda five lebih menit because I made breakfast.
Rift: Dang it sorry Twi, anda sound like my mom.
Twilight: But can she make wafel like I do?
Rift: anda know I cinta your wafel Twilight.
Twilight/Rift: *walking down stairs*
Twilight: So, uh, Rift?
Rift: Yeah?
Twilight: Have anda thought about what I berkata about anda and Spike?
Rift: As long as he stays on my good side I won't trample him.
Twilight: Why can't...
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*This takes place sometime between the first and detik games*
Chapter 1: Meet Isaac and Rift
Pilot pony: Ok we're entering the docking port of the ESC Eudora.
Head engineer pony: Ok anda two get ready for the repairs.
Isaac: Got it sir come on Rift, get your R.I.G on.
Fluttershy on video message: I cinta anda Rift.
Isaac: How many times have anda watched that?
Rift: lebih than anda can count Isaac.
Isaac: Come on just get your R.I.G on.
Rift: *steps into R.I.G machine and emerges with R.I.G on*
Rift's R.I.G computer: Resource Integration Gear set up for Jones, Rift. Age: Not programmed , Height: 6"3', Other...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Rift and Fluttershy: Book Two
Chapter 1: Daily grind.
Rift: Zzzzzzzzzz.
Kat & Susie: Daddy, Daddy wake up!!!!
Rift: Huh, no, no I don't need to get up till eleven.
Fluttershy: Um,Rift it's 11:32 you're going to be late for work.
Rift: Wait what!?!? Oh dang, Fluttershy give me my memanfaatkan please!
Fluttershy: Sure big boy, *holds Rift's memanfaatkan in her mouth*eer oo o.
Rift: Thanks Fluttershy *puts on memanfaatkan and kisses Fluttershy's cheek*
Kat: Awwww, how cute.
Susie: Ewww.
Rift: Big Macintosh is gonna have my hide if I'm late. *whistles* Taxi!
Later........*
Big Mac: You're late Rift.
Rift: I know Big Mac,...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Prologue: The beginning
Rift's father: He's so cute honey, I knew he would what should we name him?
Rift's mother: How about Rift.
Rift's father: Rift?
Rift's mother: Rift, for that scar going down his eye.
Rift's father: That's just perfect, our little Rift.
Nurse: Ahh I see he's awake.
Rift: Daddy.
Rift's father: *gasp* Honey he berkata his first word.
*5 years later*
Rift: hey dad where are we goin'?
Dad: We are going to see a play at your school.
Rift: Awwwww, how'd anda find out?
Mom: We saw the flyer anda tried to throw away mister.
Rift: Shoot.
*at Rifts school*
Teacher: Ok class we have a new student today...
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Me: This song I dedicated to my dog and my grandmother, may they rest in peace.
*John and Adam play a few of thier gitar strings*
Good bye old friend I hardly knew it was your time to go.
*Alec joins with his drumms*
Where did all the years go of the joy
and cinta that you've brought to me?
Why did ya leave me
All alone here?
How did this happen so soon?
You wheren't suppose to leave me till noon.
On the hari after tomarrow.
If there's one thing I learned,
Is that good things never last.
Why did anda leave me so fast?
Can't I get just one lebih hari with you?
*instrumental*
*just me*
If I could do it all over...
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*using the beat of green day's minority*
I don't need Christianity
We don't need their insanity
Down with the moral majority
'Cause we din't need Christianity

I pledge allegiance to the USA!
One nation under liberty
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

'Cause I don't need Christianity
We don't need their insanity
Down with the moral majority
'Cause we don't need kristen

Stepped out of the line
Like a domba runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark...
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(using the beat to Green Day's American Idiot)
Don't want to be a Terroist idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new terror
And can anda hear the sounds of alkida?
The subliminal mind freak the Terroist! (Shows the Irish flip off
/)
Welcom to that new kind of tension
All across the third world nation,
Where every thing is ment to be OK!
Weapons dream of tomorrow,
there not the ones ment to follow
For that's enough to kill them!
Well maby I'm the American, Terroisit!
I'm not part of your terror agenda!
Now every one do the Bin-Ladin,
And sing along to the age of Terroia.
Welcom to that new kind of tension...
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Kota: Rift, anda have been deemed as a Jedi outcast for forming an attachment with Twilight Sparkle. anda are to be exiled to your halaman awal planet Naboo and watched all hari every hari to ensure anda don't go on a rampage.
Guard: *puts magnetic binders on Rift's wrists* Sorry sir. We have to escort anda to the land speeder.
Twilight: I'm sorry Rift. I had to tell someone about us.
Rift: It's fine anda had to tell and anda told some one anda trusted.
*in the ship*
Pilot: Damn road block.
Rift: *looking out window* 
Pilot: What is that...
*another speeder crashes into the one Rift is riding in and blows up*
Rift:...
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