Way to Read the Label

This is the story about Ariels family.

Ariel = Age = 16,000
Gender = Female
Hair Color = Dark Red
Eye Color = Blue but when angry,red.
Relatives = Dad,Mother(dead).
friends = Zoey,Dib,Zim,Gaz,Killer.
Pet = Black Bunny Named Killer.

Mangus = Age = 2,000,000.
Gender = Male
Hair Color = Pitch Black
Eye Color = Dark Red
Relatives = Ariel(daughter)Anastasia(dead wife)Heidi( dead mother)

Anastasia is Ariel's dead mother. She was a sweet young lady who died because of Jasper. Jasper is a Vampire prince who wanted to marry Ariel, but her and her mum refused. So, he sent out a werewolf to kill her.

Ariels...

Zim lazily sat in the couch. Gir, eating a waffle, noticed his master was bored. "Master! Why don't anda just go to the human store? " the s.i.r unit asked, knowing Zim would think about it. gir had became smarter now, but still had craziness and stupidness inside his robot brain. "Me? Go to the human store?! Ha! I think not!" Zim objected, his attenae raising. "Maybe I should, after all, I need to learn this filthy planets' weaknesses!" Zim exlaimed, looking pleased with himself. "Gir! Get your ingenious desguise! We are heading to the human 'mall' " Zim shouted, putting his pathetic desguise...

Everything I've EVER TOLD anda about Hawthorn is a LIE.Here's the true story:


It was an odd day,I was only 1 moon(month)old,but my mother couldn't care for me anymore.She decided to seperate my sisters and I,placing us on different planets.My mother begged the tallest of Irk to look after me,they finally agreed...to send me away on my 11th birthday,my name is Malice,youngest princess of 14,on Amiria,but I no longer go oleh that name,I now go oleh Hawthorn.
{10 years later}
It's now my 10th birthday,and I've made a plan.I've selected a few irkens who MIGHT go to invade a planet.Who I'll go with,I'm...