Dib vs. Zim

zim- claire? CLAIRE?!
claire- LUCK SEIZE HIM!*luck hopped out from behind a rock and trapped zim in a bubble much lke gaz's*
zim- i knew anda were no good!
claire- hahahahahaha well your suspicions came true
zim- what? why are anda doing this!?
claire- your an idiot zim i was sent here to do two things destroy earth and destroy you.
zim- why? because your upset that the tallest cinta me more?!
claire- zim the tallest lied to anda the gave anda this planet in hopes anda would die
zim- thats not true!! anda ARE A WEAVER OF LIES!
claire- zim listen to me the tallest hate you
MEANWHILE....
dib- what where am i what......

We zoom into the Skool and find Ms. pahit lecturing a lecture to her class.

Ms. Bitters: And the horrible explosive pig left the town in ruins and flames in 9999999999 B.C.

She hisses to her class.

Dib then sees Zim akting like he's worried and whispered something into another kids ear...

Dib: Look at Zim, I told anda he was an Alien

Kid: MS. BITTERS, DIB'S TALKING ABOUT ZIM AGAIN

Ms. pahit then put a big mouth coverer on Dib.

Then, there was a acak explosion outside.

All the kids except Zim look curiously out the window and see nothing. Then a creepy-as-heck looking shadow of a kid pops outside....

Star's pov

He kissed me! My jantung was racing I felt like I was going to have a jantung attack. I was about to ciuman him back. When I heared a scream, It was Dib. He always seemed to ruin the moment.

"GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!" he yelled.

"Zim run"

"NO,Star he isn't going to keep us apart anymore."

He cared for me. Though I feared I would get hurt again oleh someone I loved at that moment I didn't care.

"Star get in the house" Dib ordered

"HELL NO"

Dib graphed my wrist tight, I didn't want to hurt him. So, I tried asking first.

"LET ME GO"

"NO bintang he brainwashed you."

I sighed. Then I easily got out of his...

"I thought since your the princess anda had to stay hidden?,"I asked.
"That's true,but my fathers organized a small army of soldiers to guard the perimeter.
That's cool,have anda ever been to any other parades?
"No,this is the first time.I guess my fathers decided to let me go now since its a special occasion."I thought for a quick moment and said,"Blink,do anda think its possible that anda could be the guest of honor?"
"I don't know,why?"
"Well anda are important to the Irkan empire,you've never been to a parade,but this one,and your dads are hosting a special occasion. Don't anda think its a little...

Here be another failed attemp at a fanfic... =W=
Moral of da story: Zim and Dib die and their spirits live on in Gir.
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The alarm system woke Zim from his dream of destroying earth. He needed a nap from transfering all human knowledge into Gir. gir ran in squeeling with fright, "Big laser make house go boom!" He was right. The Tallest decided to go ahead and destroy Zim. "Gir! To the basemeant!"
Meanwhile, Dib was trying to listen in on what all the fuss was about. Deciding it was safe, he walked in and made his way to the lab. Once he was there,...

Zim's POV

Stupid GIR!!!!
He ran off and now I have to find him.
I walked down the road with my umbrella. It was pouring. But how could gir go out without protection?? Wouldent he like spark up atau something?? I had no clue, but I WAS going to find that little robot.

Still Zim's POV.
GIR'S trail lead into a night club.
Great. JUST GREAT. I walked in, only to find myself lost in a crowd of people,lights,and loud music. UGH!!!! GIR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!?!

Marribelle's POV

My brothers set up the 2 electric guitars.
We were supposed to play live today.
I wore a kemeja that only went down to my belly. It was...

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, anda know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure anda don' need anything else?" berkata Zim. Positive?? Im fine. berkata Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took gir off her face.
What is that?! berkata Merribelle.
A umm... dog. berkata Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, berkata Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, berkata Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...