LIZH#2: stroberi Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! anda GOT ANY stroberi YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have stroberi yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of stroberi yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: anda are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw anda take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, anda have no nose, ears, and anda only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that anda have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever anda human girls do! Computer! What do seven tahun old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t anda get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset anda atau anything.
Computer: Yeah well anda did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? anda wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and gir walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: anda just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what anda told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: anda actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD anda A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any lebih stroberi yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with anda and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t anda see if anda can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. gir runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO
That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended oleh Eev if anda have any of those (horses, barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! anda GOT ANY stroberi YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have stroberi yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of stroberi yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: anda are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw anda take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, anda have no nose, ears, and anda only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that anda have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever anda human girls do! Computer! What do seven tahun old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t anda get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset anda atau anything.
Computer: Yeah well anda did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? anda wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and gir walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: anda just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what anda told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: anda actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD anda A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any lebih stroberi yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with anda and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t anda see if anda can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. gir runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO
That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended oleh Eev if anda have any of those (horses, barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee
Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and ciuman him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and ciuman him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that anda know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death bintang on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill anda for that one.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that anda know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death bintang on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill anda for that one.
Okami, the wolf
I set up a human 'house' across the 'street' from Zim. "S.I.R.," I sighed, lazing back in a chair.
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did anda finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. berkata with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did anda finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. berkata with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
i know u saw this pic, but i love it! Lolz. Enjoy
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will tampil the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, atau why Yesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks berkata it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will tampil the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, atau why Yesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks berkata it was stupid.
(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is anda name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and anda better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank anda for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and anda are dead," "that's right prince John of the vampire i think i know you."
To be continued.... and anda got to lessen to this link really.
To be continued.... and anda got to lessen to this link really.
it was as early as it can get so i woke up packed up and went torward zims house with my s.i.r in a cat duisgise but then i bumped into zim zim brought a backpak too and his s.i.r in a dog costume i just said"well this is awkward"
then zim replied"yep...so are anda ready to go camping?"he berkata i nodded and there we went.me and zim chatted about our lives while walking to the camp site a little far from the city i said"almost there we just need to hike up this hill" so zim followed.then at the puncak, atas there was a beautiful site me and zim just gazed there then we continued i saw the perfect place to set camp then i said"this looks like a good spot to camp" so there zim helped me make a tent and i helped him make a tent.
TBC
then zim replied"yep...so are anda ready to go camping?"he berkata i nodded and there we went.me and zim chatted about our lives while walking to the camp site a little far from the city i said"almost there we just need to hike up this hill" so zim followed.then at the puncak, atas there was a beautiful site me and zim just gazed there then we continued i saw the perfect place to set camp then i said"this looks like a good spot to camp" so there zim helped me make a tent and i helped him make a tent.
TBC
so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named gir watching a tampil called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and berkata 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no gir this a friend'then gir said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...
