invander zim Article: What Goes On In Gir's Mind...

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posted by iPsychic

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled gir who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. gir looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' gir shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought there was a berwarna merah muda, merah muda rubber ball in here too...' thought the lone paper-clip.
'Oh yeah, he escaped... I guess I'm alone,' paper-clip said.
'Hey, I'm here!' yelled the berwarna merah muda, merah muda rubber ball.
'Oh good, I'm not alone anymore! Wanna watch the Angry Monkey through this robot's eye's?' asked the paper-clip.
'No,' answered the berwarna merah muda, merah muda rubber ball.
'Oh... fine then,' the paper-clip said.

*Outside*

'Ugh, actually I don't!' shuddered Zim.
'Aww, the Angry Monkey tampil is over... I wished he exploded!' screamed Gir.
'Yeah... I really don't' Zim said, heading to the toilet.
'I wanna see the Angry Monkey again!!' gir yelled as he was crying.
'I TOLD anda GIR, STOP SCREAMING!' yelled Zim.
'Hey, anda screamed too! I'm going to get a TACOOO!' yelled Gir.
'Again... I don't want to know what's going on in his mind,' Zim thought.

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Zim the Savior. part 1

posted by FanBot

Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe anda should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit asam as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the bangku in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....

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rockys story part 2

posted by zgfangrl

king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE anda DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill atau imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...

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My life as an Irken, part two

posted by lola641

Millie, I doodled on her.

Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser gir sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....

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World heroes 1: The Darkness

posted by woowie

"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP anda LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned oleh an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...

Sabre's Story

posted by nigahigarocks98

It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The musik faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my favorit song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...

The New Invader Part 4

posted by Solo28

Zim grabbing Gir

ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he kursi pushes gir away, gir screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs gir oleh the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting lebih and lebih buildings on api and blowing up lebih and lebih stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...

S.I.R Dana Amv : Dont Wana Be TOrn

posted by silvaria_fan23

Poor Dana

D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought anda berkata it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought anda berkata I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what anda think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...

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invader cynder fanfic 19

posted by InvaderCynder

I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank anda for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. cupcake got up and came over selanjutnya to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...

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chose your own adventure IZ style!

posted by InvaderCynder

*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: lebih of *sniff* anda and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and anda know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust anda more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: anda JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...

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Invader ZIM: Jade atau Kat: Chptr 5

posted by woowie

"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! gir exploded. "Are anda supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted oleh Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
anda got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just bernyanyi my favorit song, Firefl-" She said. gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.

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Invader ZIM: Zim's New Slave Chptr 4

posted by woowie

"Sure." Zim said. "Woohoo!" Kat made some yellow, electric, sparkly, mood sticks. "On one condition." The sticks turnde black, "No going into my lab unless I say anda can."

"Okay!" The sticks turned bright pink. As they were riding, though, Zim berkata something that changed everything, "Why were anda even kicked off Lightopia in the first place?" The sticks turned deep blue, and died off. "Oh. Everyone hated me." she said, "My mom thought I would be the perfect, most evil alien ever. I came out perfect, but not evil. I was sweet, too sweet. I made Charmdust, the sweetest thing on the planet, jealous....

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Invader Zim: The Human House Chptr 1: Moving Zim In

posted by woowie

Madison was a 12 tahun old girl. She lived with her pop and her dog, Lacy. Her grandmother had died 2 months earlier, so her life was falling apart. But one day, she got news, someone was going to be living with them! Madison was so excited, she washed the dishes, cleaned the house, and raked the leaves. The house was spotless!

The selanjutnya day, the doorbell rang. It was her friend, Trinity. "Yazmyne didn't want to come today, she was in a bad mood." she said, "Anyways, I heard the news!" We played videogames untill the doorbell rang. We listened as Pop opened the door.

"Why hello there!" He said....

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Invader Jade, Chapter 3

posted by Invader-Tak

'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are anda with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first hari and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but oleh the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the bel, bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.

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Laundromat of Doom 1

posted by Solo28

Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did anda do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did anda do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: anda RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did anda stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! anda leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and gir arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...

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Operation:Taquito Part 2

posted by Solo28

Zim and gir walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what gir had berkata was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. Frozen Krazy taco oven Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let anda get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...