House and Cuddy are sitting in a room with a person interviewing them about their lives in the hospital.
Interviewer: What is your job here?
Cuddy: I'm the dean of medicine.
House: I'm the head of the diagnostic department.
Interviewer: And what do anda do in that position?
Cuddy: I run the hospital and keep House from getting into trouble.
House: I save lives.
Interviewer: How hard is your job on a scale from 1-10?
Cuddy: A 10.
House: With atau without Vicodin?
Interviewer: Dr. House, please answer the question.
House: Answer mine first.
Interviewer: Do anda usually take Vicodin?
House: Yes.
Interviewer:...
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