It’s no secret that Hermione Granger is basically our patronus. The girl, she does not miss.

that’s how anda make a memorable first impression.

41.“Right. Perspective.”
she would be thinking about Harry’s birthday cake instead of the gobs of deatheaters who tried to kill them all just now. Of course she would.

40.“You! anda foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!” ’Cause that’s exactly the kind of intelligent insult anda throw down right before anda meninju, pukulan a guy like Malfoy in the nose.

39.“Awful things happen to wizards who’ve meddled with time.”

38.“Charming, Ronald.”

37.“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.”
To be fair, Ron’s comeback about the dung beetles was equally on point.

36.“I’ll have a cappuccino.”
As with virtually everything else, Hermione knows just what to do when a trio of undercover wizards suddenly find themselves in a muggley scenario. Because Hermione.

35.“Then I’ll know you’ve gone back to normal.”

34.“Who cares? I mean, it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it, breaking the rules.”
To which Ron deftly spoke our minds oleh responding, “Who are anda and what have anda done with Hermione Granger?”

33.“Everyone, this is Loony… Luna Lovegood.”
For someone who’s such a stickler for accurate pronunciation, her goof on this one was extra hilarz.

32.“That foul, evil old gargoyle!”
One of the unintended results of Hermione being such a bookworm is that her insults are prim and studious.

31.“I checked this out weeks yang lalu for a bit of light reading.”
500 pages? Give her a solid hour.

30.“Viktor’s lebih of a physical being … I just mean he’s not particularly loquacious.”
A match made in … the Tri-Wizard Tournament.

29.“Do anda ever stop eating?”
Hahahaha. No.

28.“No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn’t a good sign.”
Always with the info.

27.“Very well spotted.”
Ron Obvious, at your service.

26.“That thing has a name?”
Was anyone else surprised she *hadn’t* read ten volumes on the subject already?

25.“Fleur never got past ’ze grindylows’!”
As far as we know, they don’t teach French at Hogwarts, but her accent way très bon.

24.“She’s a little sensitive.”
Hermione getting eye-rolly over Moaning Myrtle’s many feel outbursts was too hysterical.

23.“You complete a–, Ronald Weasley! anda tampil up here after weeks, and anda say ’Hey’?”
Oops. anda berkata “I missed you” wrong, Won Won.

22.“He’s vile.”

21.“What an idiot.”
Welp. She calls ’em like she sees ’em.

20.“Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?”

19.“So a genius like Dumbledore couldn’t possibly be fooled oleh a dodger as pathetically dim witted as an aging potion.”

18.“That’s totally barbaric!”

17.“You have to realize who anda are, Harry.”
She moonlights as a life coach.

16.“Excuse me, I have to go vomit.”

15.“Now if anda two don’t mind, I’m going to tempat tidur before either of anda come up with another clever idea to get us killed – atau worse, expelled.”
Ron might think she needs to “sort out her priorities,” but this is pretty much exactly what we cinta about Hermione.

14.“I’m always mad at him.”

13.“Me? buku and cleverness. There are lebih important things: friendship and bravery.”
Ten points for this sweet saying.

12.“Are anda sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it?”

11.“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon.”
Ron’s like, “One person couldn’t feel all that. They’d explode!” And then Hermione’s like ...

10.“What’s got your wand in a knot?”
Somebody call Madam Pomfrey stat ’cause that cut was DEEP.

Huff, puff (wait…)

8.“He’s been poisoned, anda daft dimbo! And as a matter of fact, I’ve always found him interesting.”

7.“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”

6.“I’m not an owl!”

5.“I’ve always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes anda can be really thick.”
Which is why he really needs Hermione around.

4.“Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”
Seven buku worth of character material summed up into one sentence right there.

3.“Stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!”

2.“Always the tone of surprise.”

1.“Honestly, don’t anda two read?”