harry potter

I will not skip to the headmaster's office bernyanyi 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, anda can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate tanggal to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told anda I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...

A handy-dandy Wikihow artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all anda aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch atau wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide anda should not attempt to create a horcrux until anda can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...