harry potter

Disclaimer;
Draco: SAY IT!
Me: Nope!
Draco: Don't make me curse you.
Me: I'll just block it.
Draco: *Evil glint in eye* OH AUNT BELLATRIX!
Me: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!
Draco: Yay!



--Chapter One: Malfoy Manor--



    Alexandra Riddle walked along the dark streets of london to find a decent place to Apparate. The muggles were giving odd her looks when she passed, and she was resisting the urge to curse them. But the muggles had a reason to stare at Alexandra.
    She has long, messy black curls with a side-swept fringe, pale skin, and crimson red eyes that she got...

Mrs. Longbottom sat in a rocking chair cradling her baby boy in her arms.
"Shh," she berkata as Neville began to cry. She stroked his head and finally fell asleep. Alice Longbottom turned out the light and shut the door of the nursery when she heard a terrifying crash from downstairs.
"Alice!," her husband screamed, "Alice!!!"
She ran downstairs as quickly as she could only to see shattered windows and a group of people dressed in long black cloaks crowding their living room.
"Frank!" she screamed as unknown hands quickly dragged her selanjutnya to her husband.
     “Rodolphus,”...

A/N:If anda wanna read this fic I suggest anda go look up the written out trailer for it in the jawaban section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, anda know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

How many times anda answered yes..

The Books

1. Have anda read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have anda read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have anda read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have anda read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have anda read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have anda read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have anda read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have anda read all the buku lebih than once?

9. Have anda read all the buku lebih than four times?

10. Do anda own lebih than one copy of the books?...

I do not own Harry Potter atau A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The selanjutnya thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, atau wolf, atau bull,
On meddling monkey, atau on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter buku have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The tato on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started oleh Yvette, and continued oleh countless fans!


This daftar may contain spoilers!





1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter buku and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from anda (Example: When in a car atau an elevator). If anda don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and natal and demand that they keep it and treasure it...