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A/N:If anda wanna read this fic I suggest anda go look up the written out trailer for it in the jawaban section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, anda know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

The Begining of a magical year

Albus got on the train seeing his mom and dad waving goodbye to him. He sat down beside Hugo son of his father’s best friend Ron and Hermione Weasley. Wondering what would happen to him in Hogwarts which house will he be in Gryffindor where everyone is so brave, atau Ravenclaw where everyone is very clever, atau Huffelpuff in which everyone is so trustworthy, atau Slytherin from which most of the evil wizards came but according to his father a brave man named Severus Snape was also from Slyhterin but he was really brave. Half an jam atau so went, a girl entered their...

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather acak today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a acak collection of letters put together to form a acak collection of words which will, in turn, provide a acak collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If anda have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!


Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first pertanyaan then dumplings!

A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid kuis for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling,...

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

I do not own Harry Potter, atau A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame atau a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Climb aboard as we take anda on a two jam bus tour to some of the london locations used in the Harry Potter film including sites from the latest film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the buku and get trivia about the magical world of J.K.Rowling’s boy wizard. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Feel free to dress up as Harry Potter atau any other character in the series, (only if anda want to). Keep your wits about anda as we’ll test your knowledge on the world of the boy wizard...

I knew it was coming, this day. This hari where the pilfered garbage known to much of the world as the Twilight saga would beat out all the other franchises, including Batman, Lord of the Rings, and, of course, our fandom of Harry Potter. According to a recently published Yahoo article, New Moon is accounting for 94% of Fandango and Movieticket.com's ticket sales as of now. This is highly disturbing, tampilkan that humanity cannot even recognize good literature and film even when its presented to them on a silver platter, these of course being Harry Potter, the Dark Knight, and The Lord of the...

1. Offer him kacang mentega berbuat curang, fudge that anda cooked yourself, and tell him that anda named it Cornelius berbuat curang, fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that jeruk nipis, kapur green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really lebih of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, lebih flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to gabung a conga line with anda and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much lebih of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The...