Some great ways to annoy, harass, confuse, atau generally scare Lord Voldemort.
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, atau at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.
Make sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it!
1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.
2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.
3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
5. Ask him when he last took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him bunga when his plans are foiled yet again
7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.
8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something lebih "sociably acceptable".
9. If anda ever need to say "Like taking permen from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others." Stare pointedly at him.
10. When he tries to impress anda with his immense powers, say "Awwwww, lookit, Voldie's got a twiggle!"
11. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like "You're the boss, boss" atau "It's your funeral."
12. Buy him eye drops for "that dreadful redness".
13. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic "My sir, anda look particularly menacing today."
14. Taunt him about his middle name. "Marvolo? What's that, a washing detergent?"
15. Keep a "good-behavior chart". Award points and give out emas stars.
16. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
17. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
18. Tell people "he's really just a big softie".
19. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
20. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
21. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
22. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
23. "Did anda ever even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?"
24. Encourage him to "think happy thoughts"!
25. Ask him to give anda written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
26. Sign him up for yoga class. Insist it is to "cleanse his soul".
27. Buy him a stress ball.
28. Hide his wand. Make him play the "hot and cold" game in order to get it back.
29. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one hari rule the wizarding world.
30. Call him "Tommy-boy".
31. If you're feeling gutsy, call him "Voldie-poo".
32. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
33. Whack him in the arm and say "mosquito" - every few minutes.
34. If he asks anda about his choice of robes, say he looked better under the turban.
35. Begin any pertanyaan anda ask him with "Riddle me this!" Emphasize on Riddle.
36. Imperio his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of "All Things Bright And Beautiful".
37. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright warna and glitter.
38. Throw him a Carebears-themed birthday party. Bake him a scar-shaped cake.
39. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
40. Politely exclaim now and again that anda don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
41. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.
42. Tell him anda know this great therapist in London....
43. Ask him if he's sure the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?
44. Tell him Lucius did it.
45. Write him a theme song. Start bernyanyi it whenever he is about to do atau say something particularly clever and nasty.
46. When he's done something particularly nasty - menyeberang, salib your arms, waggle a finger and say "Now now, do anda really think Salazar would have approved of that?"
47. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
48. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of "that sweet, innocent, cute little boy".
49. Ask him why he's afraid of an old man who looks like Santa Claus and why he can't fight babies.
50. Sign him up for Little League.
51. Cuddle him at acak moments.
52. Tell him that noses are back in style.
53. Be Harry Potter. Be Alive.
54. Call him "Champ" atau "Tiger", refer to yourself as "Coach".
55. Ask him where he gets his garlic scented soap.
56. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you
57. ...at Christmas.
58. "Accidentally" schedule him a haircut
59. ...even though he's bald.
60. When he gives anda an order, stare blankly at him and drool.
61. On the selanjutnya Valentine's Day, decorate his lair
62. ...make sure the decorations are berwarna merah muda, merah muda and frilly.
63. Be offended oleh everthing he says.
64. Trade in his black robes for bunny feet pajamas.
65. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
P.S. Make sure to print this daftar on Harry Potter Stationary, get it laminated, and give it to him.
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, atau at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.
Make sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it!
1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.
2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.
3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
5. Ask him when he last took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him bunga when his plans are foiled yet again
7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.
8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something lebih "sociably acceptable".
9. If anda ever need to say "Like taking permen from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others." Stare pointedly at him.
10. When he tries to impress anda with his immense powers, say "Awwwww, lookit, Voldie's got a twiggle!"
11. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like "You're the boss, boss" atau "It's your funeral."
12. Buy him eye drops for "that dreadful redness".
13. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic "My sir, anda look particularly menacing today."
14. Taunt him about his middle name. "Marvolo? What's that, a washing detergent?"
15. Keep a "good-behavior chart". Award points and give out emas stars.
16. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
17. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
18. Tell people "he's really just a big softie".
19. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
20. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
21. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
22. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
23. "Did anda ever even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?"
24. Encourage him to "think happy thoughts"!
25. Ask him to give anda written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
26. Sign him up for yoga class. Insist it is to "cleanse his soul".
27. Buy him a stress ball.
28. Hide his wand. Make him play the "hot and cold" game in order to get it back.
29. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one hari rule the wizarding world.
30. Call him "Tommy-boy".
31. If you're feeling gutsy, call him "Voldie-poo".
32. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
33. Whack him in the arm and say "mosquito" - every few minutes.
34. If he asks anda about his choice of robes, say he looked better under the turban.
35. Begin any pertanyaan anda ask him with "Riddle me this!" Emphasize on Riddle.
36. Imperio his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of "All Things Bright And Beautiful".
37. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright warna and glitter.
38. Throw him a Carebears-themed birthday party. Bake him a scar-shaped cake.
39. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
40. Politely exclaim now and again that anda don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
41. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.
42. Tell him anda know this great therapist in London....
43. Ask him if he's sure the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?
44. Tell him Lucius did it.
45. Write him a theme song. Start bernyanyi it whenever he is about to do atau say something particularly clever and nasty.
46. When he's done something particularly nasty - menyeberang, salib your arms, waggle a finger and say "Now now, do anda really think Salazar would have approved of that?"
47. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
48. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of "that sweet, innocent, cute little boy".
49. Ask him why he's afraid of an old man who looks like Santa Claus and why he can't fight babies.
50. Sign him up for Little League.
51. Cuddle him at acak moments.
52. Tell him that noses are back in style.
53. Be Harry Potter. Be Alive.
54. Call him "Champ" atau "Tiger", refer to yourself as "Coach".
55. Ask him where he gets his garlic scented soap.
56. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you
57. ...at Christmas.
58. "Accidentally" schedule him a haircut
59. ...even though he's bald.
60. When he gives anda an order, stare blankly at him and drool.
61. On the selanjutnya Valentine's Day, decorate his lair
62. ...make sure the decorations are berwarna merah muda, merah muda and frilly.
63. Be offended oleh everthing he says.
64. Trade in his black robes for bunny feet pajamas.
65. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
P.S. Make sure to print this daftar on Harry Potter Stationary, get it laminated, and give it to him.
Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If anda think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be friends with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured oleh their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be lebih misunderstood than bad.
Emma Watson
The “Regression” actress tweeted that “she can’t wait to see” Dumezweni revive the role in the upcoming london stage production of “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.”
Watson would always be remembered as the female lead role when it comes to “Harry Potter” films. Watson started playing the role of Hermoine Granger from the age of 11 and continued for 10 years, alongside the titular actor Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint who played as Ron Weasley.
Its a Stage Show!
Some Websites Posts its a Prequel Of harry potter movie series but its only a stage tampil playing selanjutnya year!
Play Details: Based on an original, new story oleh J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, a new play oleh Jack Thorne will receive its world premiere in London's West End in the summer of 2016 at the Palace Theatre.
Produced oleh Sonia Friedman Productions, Colin Callender’s Playground Entertainment and Harry Potter Theatrical Productions.
Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, will be directed oleh John Tiffany with movement oleh Steven Hoggett, set designs oleh Christine Jones, costumes oleh Katrina Lindsay, lighting oleh Neil Austin, musik oleh Imogen Heap, sound oleh Gareth Fry and special effects oleh Jeremy Chernick.
