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I cinta Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things anda can say atau do when he insults you. Let's get this daftar started!

1.If he calls anda a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of anda for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes anda sick.
9. "Say that one lebih time anda blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did anda run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy anda some new ones."
12. Say, Are anda naturally stupid? atau do anda practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? anda father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for anda Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult anda could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish anda had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls anda an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted oleh a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did anda know the penyelidik, ferret could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are anda doing here? Shouldn't anda be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
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